I told her I had an excuse
For all my toilet paper use.
Where other men have one
I in fact have three guns
so my aim’s understandably diffuse
A man with three buttocks, its said,
A man with three buttocks, it’s said,
Has a hard time buttering his bread.
A man with three buttocks, it’s said,
Has a hard time buttering his bread.
So instead I use jam
[rrghh I got distracted by a likely scam phone message, this was going to be my 3rd line:
What with his awful balance
So…]
A man with three buttocks, it’s said,
Has a hard time buttering his bread.
So instead I use jam
And spread it on ham
A man with three buttocks, it’s said,
Has a hard time buttering his bread.
So instead I use jam
And spread it on ham
And share with my buddy, named Fred.
Fred told me, when we were alone,
Fred told me, when we were alone,
He was one of those goobs flying a drone
Fred told me, when we were alone,
He was one of those goobs flying a drone
Flew one over Virginia
Fred told me, when we were alone,
He was one of those goobs flying a drone
Flew one over Virginia
and ran it right in ta
@Buck_Godot, I think your addition was unfinished there.
No it’s as intended but I spelt “in to” as “in ta” vernacularly so it would pseudo rhyme with virginia
OK then…
Fred told me, when we were alone,
He was one of those goobs flying a drone
Flew one over Virginia
and ran it right in ta
The Space X rocket’s nose cone
When the grey aliens came for me
When the grey aliens came for me
I told them their probes would just bore me
When the grey aliens came for me
I told them their probes would just bore me.
"But we do have to bore ya,
(as above, ‘ya’ used as a phonetic spelling for the vernacular form of ‘you’)
-“BB”-
When the grey aliens came for me
I told them their probes would just bore me.
"But we do have to bore ya,
It gives us euphoria
When the grey aliens came for me
I told them their probes would just bore me.
"But we do have to bore ya,
It gives us euphoria
To drill into your bowels with glee
[bad form to rhyme with the same word there, Fear_Itself…]
El Presidente told me to obey
El Presidente told me to obey
But as Kermit the Frog used to say…
El Presidente told me to obey
But as Kermit the Frog used to say…
“Be brave and be kind”
Not when the meter scans on “for me”. Many limericks rhyme that way.
El Presidente told me to obey
But as Kermit the Frog used to say…
“Be brave and be kind”
So I’m of the mind
-“BB”-
El Presidente told me to obey
But as Kermit the Frog used to say…
“Be brave and be kind”
So I’m of the mind
To sing all my troubles away
The Rainbow connection’s been lost