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5450

The Rainbow connection’s been lost
To restore it we’ll pay any cost

5451

The Rainbow Connection’s been lost
To restore it we’ll pay any cost
It will only be found

[fixed the missing capital there]

5452

The Rainbow Connection’s been lost
To restore it we’ll pay any cost
It will only be found
In a burial ground

5453

The Rainbow Connection’s been lost
To restore it we’ll pay any cost
It will only be found
In a burial ground
On Midsummer’s Eve (fingers crossed)

A terribly shy girl called Jane

5454

A terribly shy girl called Jane
Saw her love come down Manchester Lane

5455

A terribly shy girl called Jane
Saw her love come down Manchester Lane
She avoided his glance

5456

A terribly shy girl called Jane
Saw her love come down Manchester Lane
She avoided his glance
But what happened, by chance,

5457

A terribly shy girl called Jane
Saw her love come down Manchester Lane
She avoided his glance
But what happened, by chance,
Is revealed in the next quatrain

First, the ground began to shudder

5458

First, the ground began to shudder,
As if it had a hiccoughing rudder

5459

First, the ground began to shudder,
As if it had a hiccoughing rudder
So she fell in his arms

5460

First, the ground began to shudder,
As if it had a hiccoughing rudder
So she fell in his arms
Exposing all of her charms

-“BB”-

5461

First, the ground began to shudder,
As if it had a hiccoughing rudder
So she fell in his arms
Exposing all of her charms
Most notably her highly swollen udder

Suddenly smitten, he popped the question

5462

Suddenly smitten, he popped the question
Thus ending their sexy session

5463

Suddenly smitten, he popped the question
Thus ending their sexy session
“Are you ready to wed?”

5464

Suddenly smitten, he popped the question
Thus ending their sexy session
“Are you ready to wed?”
“I’d sooner be dead!”

5465

Suddenly smitten, he popped the question
Thus ending their sexy session
“Are you ready to wed?”
“I’d sooner be dead!
Said notion fills me with indigestion!"

Not taking no for an answer

5466

Not taking no for an answer,
He determined to be a romancer

5467

Not taking no for an answer,
He determined to be a romancer
With Chocolates and roses

5468

Not taking no for an answer,
He determined to be a romancer
With Chocolates and roses
He knows through her nose is

5469

Not taking no for an answer,
He determined to be a romancer
With Chocolates and roses
He knows through her nose is
The powder that makes her a dancer

The one thing that girls can’t resist