The one thing that girls can’t resist
is for a young man to insist
The one thing that girls can’t resist
is for a young man to insist
On granting her wishes
The one thing that girls can’t resist
is for a young man to insist
On granting her wishes
And doing the dishes
The one thing that girls can’t resist
Is for a young man to insist
On granting her wishes
And doing the dishes
Just to ensure he gets kissed
My bonny lies over the ocean
My bonny lies over the ocean
Her visits cause quite the commotion
My bonny lies over the ocean
Her visits cause quite the commotion
Her scales and her tail
My bonny lies over the ocean
Her visits cause quite the commotion
Her scales and her tail
And her bonechilling wail
My bonny lies over the ocean
Her visits cause quite the commotion
Her scales and her tail
And her bonechilling wail
Calls up my bowsprit to motion.
In finding a way to relax
In finding a way to relax,
I stargaze, mull on parallax
In finding a way to relax,
I stargaze, mull on parallax
Behold planets and clusters
In finding a way to relax,
I stargaze, mull on parallax
Behold planets and clusters
Not seen in Ghostbusters
In finding a way to relax,
I stargaze, mull on parallax
Behold planets and clusters
Not seen in Ghostbusters
How close are those bright, spinning plaques?
While shopping for Mexican cheese,
While shopping for Mexican cheese,
I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please -
That’s what I love about this place! We have an expert for everything. LOL!
While shopping for Mexican cheese,
I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please -
give me some queso
While shopping for Mexican cheese,
I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please -
give me some queso
which, if I may say so,
While shopping for Mexican cheese,
I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please -
Give me some queso
Which, if I may say so,
Make my stomach feel full of fleas
I cheat by using a thesaurus
I cheat by using a thesaurus
When writing of Natasha & Boris
I cheat by using a thesaurus
When writing of Natasha & Boris
Kill squirrel and moose