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5490

I cheat by using a thesaurus
When writing of Natasha & Boris
Kill squirrel and moose
So that cooked is their goose

5491

I cheat by using a thesaurus
When writing of Natasha & Boris
Kill squirrel and moose
So that cooked is their goose
And they no longer sing in the chorus

We really could use some good news

5492

We really could use some good news
The churches have run out of pews

5493

We really could use some good news
The churches have run out of pews
Elon Musk is now the Pope

5494

We really could use some good news
The churches have run out of pews
Elon Musk is now the Pope
And he sucks away hope

5495

We really could use some good news
The churches have run out of pews
Elon Musk is now the Pope
And he sucks away hope
Which leaves the choir singing the blues.

While out on a date with my girl

-“BB”-

5496

While out on a date with my girl
I found she was wearing some pearls

5497

While out on a date with my girl
I found she was wearing some pearls
But what I didn’t know

5498

While out on a date with my girl
I found she was wearing some pearls
But what I didn’t know
Was that she wore, on her toes,

5499

While out on a date with my girl
I found she was wearing some pearls
But what I didn’t know
Was that she wore, on her toes,
Those stinky socks of Uncle Earl.

On arriving in Vegas, Kate said

5500

On arriving in Vegas, Kate said,
"On the Strip I shall one day wed

5501

On arriving in Vegas, Kate said,
“On the Strip I shall one day wed!”
But her intended, named Skip,

-“BB”-

5502

On arriving in Vegas, Kate said,
“On the Strip I shall one day wed!”
But her intended, named Skip,
out the back tried to slip

5503

On arriving in Vegas, Kate said,
“On the Strip I shall one day wed!”
But her intended, named Skip,
Out the back tried to slip
Only to be shanghaied before he fled

Over the hill and through the woods

5504

Over the hill and through the woods
We’re on our way to get the goods

5505

Over the hill and through the woods,
We’re on our way to get the goods.
The info we’ll grab

5506

Over the hill and through the woods,
We’re on our way to get the goods.
The info we’ll grab,
Then to the press we will blab,

-“BB”-

5507

Over the hill and through the woods,
We’re on our way to get the goods.
The info we’ll grab,
Then to the press we will blab,
That we got all the Klan’s hoods

In a galaxy far far away

5508

In a galaxy far far away
Where sexual freedom holds sway

5509

In a galaxy far far away
Where sexual freedom holds sway
A whore triple-breasted