Bigfoot, Yeti, and Nessie were eating lunch
Yeti complained that the celery didn’t crunch
Nessie had spaghetti. The noodles? Limp.
While Bigfoot dined on Szechuan shrimp.
Yet they decided to meet tomorrow for brunch
An old punk rocker named Barf
An old punk rocker named Barf
was wearing his grandmother’s scarf
An old punk rocker named Barf
was wearing his grandmother’s scarf
As he proceeded to beat
An old punk rocker named Barf
was wearing his grandmother’s scarf
As he proceeded to beat
His prodigious meat
An old punk rocker named Barf
was wearing his grandmother’s scarf
As he proceeded to beat
His prodigious meat
The climax reached beyond the hearth
A man rode his horse to the store
A man rode his horse to the store
Alas he couldn’t remember what for
A man rode his horse to the store
Alas he couldn’t remember what for
So he handed them money
A man rode his horse to the store
Alas he couldn’t remember what for
So he handed them money
They looked at him funny
A man rode his horse to the store
Alas he couldn’t remember what for
So he handed them money
They looked at him funny
As you would if you met a centaur
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner
A vegan, it made him a sinner
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner
A vegan, it made him a sinner
The pepperoni and cheese
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner
A vegan, it made him a sinner
The pepperoni and cheese
would be sure not to please
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner
A vegan, it made him a sinner
The pepperoni and cheese
Would be sure not to please
But certainly wouldn’t make him thinner
My mother is a true gourmet chef
My mother is a true gourmet chef
Her sauce Mornay will make you say ”WTF?!”
My mother is a true gourmet chef
Her sauce Mornay will make you say ”WTF?!”
But some may find fault
My mother is a true gourmet chef
Her sauce Mornay will make you say ”WTF?!”
But some may find fault
With the excessive salt
My mother is a true gourmet chef
Her sauce Mornay will make you say ”WTF?!”
But some may find fault
With the excessive salt
And the vichyssoise which will render you deaf
Mary Contrary had a little lamb
Mary Contrary had a little lamb
'twas much too gamey without mint jam
Mary Contrary had a little lamb
'twas much too gamey without mint jam.
Marinating with lime
Mary Contrary had a little lamb
'twas much too gamey without mint jam.
Marinating with lime
Took so much time