A comely young lass from Virginia
Decided to wed a surgeon-ia
His specialty? Plastic
His beliefs? Iconoclastic
The doctor’s into necrophilia
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan
Where the heck half my feathers have gone?
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan
Where the heck half my feathers have gone?
I sat on a bench
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan
Where the heck half my feathers have gone?
I sat on a bench
with dame Judi Dench
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan
Where the heck half my feathers have gone?
I sat on a bench
with dame Judi Dench
who didn’t share her jar of Grey Poupon
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies
Which is better than from a racoon with rabies
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies
Which is better than from a racoon with rabies
Or a mouse with the pox
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies
Which is better than from a racoon with rabies
Or a mouse with the pox
Or a fox eating lox
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies
Which is better than from a racoon with rabies
Or a mouse with the pox
Or a fox eating lox
Or a man who likes eating babies
There was a man who liked eating babies
There was a man who liked eating babies
And his mother didn’t raise him to say please
There was a man who liked eating babies
And his mother didn’t raise him to say please
He just sprinkled them with salt
There was a man who liked eating babies
And his mother didn’t raise him to say please
He just sprinkled them with salt
Filled a glass with chocolate malt
There was a man who liked eating babies
And his mother didn’t raise him to say please
He just sprinkled them with salt
Filled a glass with chocolate malt
and then gnawed on their elbows and knees
My math teacher said I was dumb
My math teacher said I was dumb
And just “pulled answers out of my bum”
My math teacher said I was dumb
And just “pulled answers out of my bum”
But what she didn’t know
My math teacher said I was dumb
And just “pulled answers out of my bum”
But what she didn’t know
I’m embarrassed to show
My math teacher said I was dumb
And just “pulled answers out of my bum”
But what she didn’t know
I’m embarrassed to show
that that was literally where they came from
My cousin Morty works in a brothel
My cousin Morty works in a brothel
Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle
My cousin Morty works in a brothel
Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle
His Yelp rating is high
My cousin Morty works in a brothel
Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle
His Yelp rating is high
Because of Spanish Fly