My cousin Morty works in a brothel
Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle
His Yelp rating is high
Because of Spanish Fly
and his reliable state of arousal
Little Polly eats only gum drops
Little Polly eats only gum drops
Which she shares with George her pet cyclops
Little Polly eats only gum drops
Which she shares with George her pet cyclops
She had one named Ed
Little Polly eats only gum drops
Which she shares with George her pet cyclops
She had one named Ed
But he ended up dead
Little Polly eats only gum drops
Which she shares with George her pet cyclops
She had one named Ed
But he ended up dead
by mixing his Pop Rocks with schnapps
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear
And did it in his long underwear
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear
And did it in his long underwear
He used a long rifle
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear
And did it in his long underwear
He used a long rifle
A sneeze he did stifle
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear
And did it in his long underwear
He used a long rifle
A sneeze he did stifle
From the hole of his big derriere
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose
Tipped through the tulips on their toes.
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose
Tipped through the tulips on their toes.
They got really drunk
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose
Tipped through the tulips on their toes.
They got really drunk
Sonic whipped out his junk
[Sonic and his gal Amy Rose
Tipped through the tulips on their toes.
They got really drunk
Sonic whipped out his junk
And Amy whipped out her rose.
There once was a girl named Doris
There once was a girl named Doris
With a cobra instead of a clitoris
There once was a girl named Doris
With a cobra instead of a clitoris
And when she got it on
There once was a girl named Doris
With a cobra instead of a clitoris
And when she got it on
with an enormous swan
There once was a girl named Doris
With a cobra instead of a clitoris
And when she got it on
with an enormous swan
It soon wished it had met a slow loris
As the orgy got started Pete cried
As the orgy got started Pete cried
“She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!”
As the orgy got started Pete cried
“She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!”
Don’t ask how I know
As the orgy got started Pete cried
“She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!”
Don’t ask how I know
I’m an astute fellow!