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As the orgy got started Pete cried
“She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!”
Don’t ask how I know
I’m an astute fellow!
Plus I read all the writing inside

A penny for your thoughts, I said

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A penny for your thoughts, I said
He replied, “I want to bake bread.”

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A penny for your thoughts, I said
He replied, “I want to bake bread.”
A loaf of wheat

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A penny for your thoughts, I said
He replied, “I want to bake bread.”
A loaf of wheat
Would make me complete

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A penny for your thoughts, I said
He replied, “I want to bake bread.”
A loaf of wheat
Would make me complete
But I’d rather eat brownies instead

If you’d walk a mile in my shoes

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If you’d walk a mile in my shoes
You’d end up singing the blues

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If you’d walk a mile in my shoes
You’d end up singing the blues
Soles are falling apart

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If you’d walk a mile in my shoes
You’d end up singing the blues
Soles are falling apart
And I frequently fart

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If you’d walk a mile in my shoes
You’d end up singing the blues
Soles are falling apart
And I frequently fart
Oh, but that’s not the worst of the news

You’d probably not care for my sister

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You’d probably not care for my sister.
She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters

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You’d probably not care for my sister.
She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters
Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep

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You’d probably not care for my sister.
She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters
Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep
Or the seashells she sells cheap

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You’d probably not care for my sister.
She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters
Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep
Or the seashells she sells cheap
Or the way that she cries when you’ve kissed her

There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry

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There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry
But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty

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There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry
But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty
The duck has, on its bill,

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There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry
But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty
The duck has, on its bill,
A small pepper mill

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There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry
But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty
The duck has, on its bill,
A small pepper mill
And on its ass a lacey panty.

I was watching a movie last night

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I was watching a movie last night
And what I saw gave me a fright

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I was watching a movie last night
And what I saw gave me a fright
It starred Chevy Chase

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I was watching a movie last night
And what I saw gave me a fright
It starred Chevy Chase
Who fell on his face