Loopy Limericks

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I was watching a movie last night
And what I saw gave me a fright
It starred Chevy Chase
Who fell on his face
Will he hate my review? Yes, he might

Don’t ask me to marry your daughter

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Don’t ask me to marry your daughter
The girl is as bland as water

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Don’t ask me to marry your daughter
The girl is as bland as water
Her personality diluted

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Don’t ask me to marry your daughter
The girl is as bland as water
Her personality diluted
Sex-wise I’ll-suited

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Don’t ask me to marry your daughter
The girl is as bland as water
Her personality diluted
Sex-wise ill-suited
And a crotch that looks like an otter

Old Harry with the snake in his pants

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Old Harry with the snake in his pants
lost his penis in an odd game of chance

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Old Harry with the snake in his pants
lost his penis in an odd game of chance
He laid it on the line

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Old Harry with the snake in his pants
Lost his penis in an odd game of chance
He laid it on the line
Then coated it with slime

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Old Harry with the snake in his pants
Lost his penis in an odd game of chance
He laid it on the line
Then coated it with slime
Most everyone now looks askance

There once was a porpoise named Pete

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There once was a porpoise named Pete
Who swam near the island of Crete

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There once was a porpoise named Pete
Who swam near the island of Crete
He’d rather be chillin’

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There once was a porpoise named Pete
Who swam near the island of Crete
He’d rather be chillin’
So he started illin’

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There once was a porpoise named Pete
Who swam near the island of Crete
He’d rather be chillin’
So he started illin’
And biting off tourist’s feet

It’s a beautiful night in South Bend

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It’s a beautiful night in South Bend
So Larry decided to make a friend

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It’s a beautiful night in South Bend
So Larry decided to make a friend
What he did wasn’t legal

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It’s a beautiful night in South Bend
So Larry decided to make a friend
What he did wasn’t legal
As in romancing a beagle

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It’s a beautiful night in South Bend
So Larry decided to make a friend
What he did wasn’t legal
As in romancing a beagle
You are quite likely to, well, offend.

I find myself reading obits

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I find myself reading obits
Just for giggles and shits

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I find myself reading obits
Just for giggles and shits
I saw my name

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I find myself reading obits
Just for giggles and shits
I saw my name
And I did exclaim