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I find myself reading obits
Just for giggles and shits
I saw my name
And I did exclaim
Damn! Ain’t this the pits

My favorite song is Sweet Caroline

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My favorite song is Sweet Caroline
I don’t know the words, but that’s fine

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My favorite song is Sweet Caroline
I don’t know the words, but that’s fine
I hum it all day

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My favorite song is Sweet Caroline
I don’t know the words, but that’s fine
I hum it all day
Esp. when at Fenway

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My favorite song is Sweet Caroline
I don’t know the words, but that’s fine
I hum it all day
Esp. when at Fenway
During innings six, seven and nine.

Michaelangelo said, with a groan

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Michaelangelo said, with a groan
Where the hell did I leave my phone

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Michaelangelo said, with a groan
Where the hell did I leave my phone
I had it last night

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Michaelangelo said, with a groan
Where the hell did I leave my phone
I had it last night
As I started to write

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Michaelangelo said, with a groan
Where the hell did I leave my phone
I had it last night
As I started to write
the music I’d use for a ringtone

I spilled spaghetti all over my lap

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I spilled spaghetti all over my lap
Ruining my jeans in the mishap

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I spilled spaghetti all over my lap
Ruining my jeans in the mishap
I washed “em in Tide

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I spilled spaghetti all over my lap
Ruining my jeans in the mishap
I washed “em in Tide
Then went for a ride

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I spilled spaghetti all over my lap
Ruining my jeans in the mishap
I washed “em in Tide
Then went for a ride
Confident that I looked like crap

Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters

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Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters
But better that than having the bloaters

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Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters
But better that than having the bloaters
Sometimes they were green

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Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters
But better that than having the bloaters
Sometimes they were green
Which is frankly obscene

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Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters
But better that than having the bloaters
Sometimes they were green
Which is frankly obscene
And don’t even mention the odors

Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees

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Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees
You see, it’s all due to the fleas

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Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees
You see, it’s all due to the fleas
which she otherwise likes

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Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees
You see, it’s all due to the fleas
which she otherwise likes
when taking long hikes