Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees
You see, it’s all due to the fleas
which she otherwise likes
when taking long hikes
Or sailing through the seas of cheese
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
If I do without will anyone at all be hurt
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
If I do without will anyone at all be hurt
Nevermind capitals at the start
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
If I do without will anyone at all be hurt
Nevermind capitals at the start
On punctuation I fart
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
If I do without will anyone at all be hurt
Nevermind capitals at the start
And punctuation no one gives a fart
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert
If I do without will anyone at all be hurt
Nevermind capitals at the start
And punctuation no one gives a fart
But beware the ninja in his blackshirt
When the ants come merrily marching in
When the ants come merrily marching in
Let the mass poisoning campaign begin
When the ants come merrily marching in
Let the mass poisoning campaign begin
Some Raid by the door
When the ants come merrily marching in
Let the mass poisoning campaign begin
Some Raid by the door
My boot squishes more
When the ants come merrily marching in
Let the mass poisoning campaign begin
Some Raid by the door
My boot squishes more
Borax and sugar - the whole colony goes packin’
I don’t understand the things that I do
I don’t understand the things that I do
Nor understand how to tie my left shoe
I don’t understand the things that I do
Nor understand how to tie my left shoe
Or why I eat chilled monkey brains
I don’t understand the things that I do
Nor understand how to tie my left shoe
Or why I eat chilled monkey brains
And food fished from drains
I don’t understand the things that I do
Nor understand how to tie my left shoe
Or why I eat chilled monkey brains
And food fished from drains
Won’t somebody give me a clue?
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s
Be sure to bring your favorite pills
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s
Be sure to bring your favorite pills
Don’t forget the skunky dope
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s
Be sure to bring your favorite pills
Don’t forget the skunky dope
Oh, don’t you say “nope”
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s
Be sure to bring your favorite pills
Don’t forget the skunky dope
Oh, don’t you say “nope”
'Cause Tami’s there for added thrills
Though they’re named for an old Irish city
-“BB”-
Though they’re named for an old Irish city
What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity
Though they’re named for an old Irish city
What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity
The mystery deepens in Cork