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5830

Though they’re named for an old Irish city
What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity
The mystery deepens in Cork
I asked Bill - he won’t talk

5831

Though they’re named for an old Irish city
What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity
The mystery deepens in Cork
I asked Bill - he won’t talk
It’ll have to be decided by committee

Ed rides an old llama to work

5832

Ed rides an old llama to work
And one morning, on an odd quirk

5833

Ed rides an old llama to work
And one morning, on an odd quirk
It suddenly took to wing

5834

Ed rides an old llama to work
And one morning, on an odd quirk
It suddenly took to wing
and started to sing

5835

Ed rides an old llama to work
And one morning, on an odd quirk
It suddenly took to wing
and started to sing
And then, my God, it went berserk.

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy

5836

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Devised a very cunning ploy

5837

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Devised a very cunning ploy
Sulu’s bed was short-sheeted

5838

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Devised a very cunning ploy
Sulu’s bed was short-sheeted
And Chekov’s diary deleted

5839

Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Devised a very cunning ploy
Sulu’s bed was short-sheeted
And Chekov’s diary deleted
Two things guaranteed to annoy

I took two aspirin for my pain

5840

I took two aspirin for my pain
Since I’d ‘slipped in the shower’ again

5841

I took two aspirin for my pain
Since I’d ‘slipped in the shower’ again
The bleeding wouldn’t stop

5842

I took two aspirin for my pain
Since I’d ‘slipped in the shower’ again
The bleeding wouldn’t stop,
So I reached for a mop

5843

I took two aspirin for my pain
Since I’d ‘slipped in the shower’ again
The bleeding wouldn’t stop,
So I reached for a mop
knowing full well it would stain

My blind date packed a gun in her purse

5844

My blind date packed a gun in her purse
And she was actually blind, which is worse

5845

My blind date packed a gun in her purse
And she was actually blind, which is worse
It was loaded, I learned

5846

My blind date packed a gun in her purse
And she was actually blind, which is worse
It was loaded, I learned
When my offers were spurned

5847

My blind date packed a gun in her purse
And she was actually blind, which is worse
It was loaded, I learned
When my offers were spurned
And I got wheeled into the hearse

Ringo, Paul, George, and John

5848

Ringo, Paul, George, and John
Over them many lasses did fawn

5849

Ringo, Paul, George, and John
Over them many lasses did fawn
Well, not so much Ringo