Loopy Limericks

Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space
And young Will Robinson was in his face
When the robot flashed danger
and the aliens grew stranger

Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space
And young Will Robinson was in his face
When the robot flashed danger
and the aliens grew stranger
Major Don got the hell out of that place


My liver is pickled in garlic and dill

My liver is pickled in garlic and dill
Please feel free to come eat your fill

My liver is pickled in garlic and dill
Please feel free to come eat your fill
Both kidneys are fried

My liver is pickled in garlic and dill
Please feel free to come eat your fill
Both kidneys are fried
But got burnt when I tried

My liver is pickled in garlic and dill
Please feel free to come eat your fill
Both kidneys are fried
But got burnt when I tried
To fricasee them on my barbecue grill


During wabbit season (or was it duck season)

During wabbit season (or was it duck season)
(I need to know for some stupid reason)

During wabbit season (or was it duck season)
(I need to know for some stupid reason)
Elmer fired his gun

During wabbit season (or was it duck season)
(I need to know for some stupid reason)
Elmer fired his gun
Full missing the bun

During wabbit season (or was it duck season)
(I need to know for some stupid reason)
Elmer fired his gun
Full missing the bun
But exposing him to much teasin’


The end is near, I’m very sure

The end is near, I’m very sure
No hope of a miracle cure

The end is near, I’m very sure
No hope of a miracle cure
So I called Saint Jude

The end is near, I’m very sure
No hope of a miracle cure
So I called Saint Jude
That righteous dude

The end is near, I’m very sure
No hope of a miracle cure
So I called Saint Jude
But he was quite rude

The end is near, I’m very sure
No hope of a miracle cure
So I called Saint Jude
That righteous dude
Who gave me a cat that did purr

I hate it when I get ninja’ed

I hate it when I get ninja’ed
You just know the other guy haha’ed

I hate it when I get ninja’ed
You just know the other guy haha’ed.
It’s not done out of malice

-“BB”-

I hate it when I get ninja’ed
You just know the other guy haha’ed.
It’s not done out of malice
Nor to be callous

I hate it when I get ninja’ed
You just know the other guy haha’ed.
It’s not done out of malice
Nor to be callous
Yet it happens agin and aginja’ed

My back yard is swamped with oxalis

My back yard is swamped with oxalis.
It’s over-running my plots of Sweet Alice.

-“BB”-