Loopy Limericks

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6510

I have the most unusual pet
Which I keep in its own private jet
It has multiple legs
And lays zillions of eggs
But I can’t find a qualified vet.

I think I need to go touch grass

6511

I think I need to go touch grass
With the cheeks of my prodigious ass

6512

I think I need to go touch grass
With the cheeks of my prodigious ass
But gotta watch out for the ants

6513

I think I need to go touch grass
With the cheeks of my prodigious ass
But gotta watch out for the ants
and neighbors looking askance

6514

I think I need to go touch grass
With the cheeks of my prodigious ass
But gotta watch out for the ants
and neighbors looking askance
As I frolic with my favorite lass,

It’s Memorial Day once again

-“BB”-

6515

It’s Memorial Day once again
As I stand in the cross-strewn glen

6516

It’s Memorial Day once again
As I stand in the cross-strewn glen
With hand over heart

6517

It’s Memorial Day once again
As I stand in the cross-strewn glen
With hand over heart
For those who took part

6518

It’s Memorial Day once again
As I stand in the cross-strewn glen
With hand over heart
For those who took part
We salute these women and men.

I love a picnic and barbecue

6519

I love a picnic and barbecue
After mowing my lawn of blue fescue

6520

I love a picnic and barbecue
After mowing my lawn of blue fescue
But my dog ate the wings

6521

I love a picnic and barbecue
After mowing my lawn of blue fescue
But my dog ate the wings
among other things

6522

I love a picnic and barbecue
After mowing my lawn of blue fescue
But my dog ate the wings
among other things
Now the vet sez he’s too sick to rescue

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There lives an old mouse in my attic

6523

There lives an old mouse in my attic
He is an old-school fanatic

6524

There lives an old mouse in my attic
He is an old-school fanatic
He steals cheese from traps,

6525

There lives an old mouse in my attic
He is an old-school fanatic
He steals cheese from traps,
and then he takes naps

6526

There lives an old mouse in my attic
He is an old-school fanatic
He steals cheese from traps,
and then he takes naps
Then works the cat into spasms erratic.

An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi

6527

An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi
each liked to tell a little white lie

6528

An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi
Each liked to tell a little white lie:
I: “I am made of styrofoam!”

6529

An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi
Each liked to tell a little white lie:
I: “I am made of styrofoam!”
P: “I don’t use a comb.”