Loopy Limericks

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6490

I once went on a Mission Impossible,
Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable.
I fell ass over tit
But the view it was lit
Though my remains were just uncognoscible.

The thistles that grow in my yard

6491

The thistles that grow in my yard
have left my calves bloody and scarred

6492

The thistles that grow in my yard
have left my calves bloody and scarred.
I tried a weed killer

6493

The thistles that grow in my yard
have left my calves bloody and scarred.
I tried a weed killer
And a ground tiller

6494

The thistles that grow in my yard
have left my calves bloody and scarred.
I tried a weed killer
And a ground tiller
‘Cos nuking from orbit’s too hard.

Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose

6495

Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose
Patties of beef or ground cashews

6496

Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose
Patties of beef or ground cashews
Drowned in cheddar cheese

6497

Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose
Patties of beef or ground cashews
Drowned in cheddar cheese
Hold the chickpeas

6498

Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose
Patties of beef or ground cashews
Drowned in cheddar cheese
Hold the chickpeas
I’m seldom invited to good barbecues
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There’s a large wart on the end of my nose

6499

There’s a large wart on the end of my nose
Adorned with tons of veins varicose

6500

There’s a large wart on the end of my nose
Adorned with tons of veins varicose
There’s one on each knee

6501

There’s a large wart on the end of my nose
Adorned with tons of veins varicose
There’s one on each knee
On my left elbow, three

6502

There’s a large wart on the end of my nose
Adorned with tons of veins varicose
There’s one on each knee
On my left elbow, three
And don’t even ask about my toes

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For five bucks you can dance with my ferret

6503

For five bucks you can dance with my ferret
And for ten you can perch with my parrot.

-“BB”-

6504

For five bucks you can dance with my ferret
And for ten you can perch with my parrot.
But show too much affection

6505

For five bucks you can dance with my ferret
And for ten you can perch with my parrot.
But show too much affection
And you’ll face firm rejection

6506

For five bucks you can dance with my ferret
And for ten you can perch with my parrot.
But show too much affection
And you’ll face firm rejection
As they strangle you with a garrot

I have the most unusual pet

6507

I have the most unusual pet
Which I keep in its own private jet

6508

I have the most unusual pet
Which I keep in its own private jet
It has multiple legs

6509

I have the most unusual pet
Which I keep in its own private jet
It has multiple legs
And lays zillions of eggs