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I’m the saddest man in the whole world
'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled
And we’re out of salt
The chili tastes like asphalt
At least my macaroni is curled

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My blind date was nine inches tall

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My blind date was nine inches tall.
Though her wonderful voice did enthrall

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My blind date was nine inches tall.
Though her wonderful voice did enthrall
And she was quite a wit

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My blind date was nine inches tall.
Though her wonderful voice did enthrall
And she was quite a wit
But our parts didn’t quite fit

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My blind date was nine inches tall.
Though her wonderful voice did enthrall
And she was quite a wit
But our parts didn’t quite fit
So much for dating a Barbie Doll

Buzz Lightyear is lost in space

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Buzz Lightyear is lost in space
Having borked his computer interface

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Buzz Lightyear is lost in space
Having borked his computer interface
His one chance to get home

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Buzz Lightyear is lost in space
Having borked his computer interface
His one chance to get home
Is to read a large tome

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Buzz Lightyear is lost in space
Having borked his computer interface
His one chance to get home
Is to read a large tome
or Google the answer post haste

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Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo

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Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo
And he’s currently touring Bordeaux

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Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo
And he’s currently touring Bordeaux.
He’s plinking and drinking

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Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo
And he’s currently touring Bordeaux.
He’s plinking and drinking
and doing some thinking

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Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo
And he’s currently touring Bordeaux.
He’s plinking and drinking
and doing some thinking
Of finally going solo!

I loved the show about Xena the warrior

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I loved the show about Xena the warrior
Princess, but wished it was gorier

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I loved the show about Xena the warrior
Princess, but wished it was gorier
Swords shoulds cause bloodshed

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I loved the show about Xena the warrior
Princess, but wished it was gorier
Swords should cause bloodshed
And cause it to run red

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I loved the show about Xena the warrior
Princess, but wished it was gorier
Swords should cause bloodshed
And cause it to run red
But instead the plots just got hoarier

I once went on a Mission Impossible

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I once went on a Mission Impossible,
Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable.

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I once went on a Mission Impossible,
Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable.
I fell ass over tit

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I once went on a Mission Impossible,
Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable.
I fell ass over tit
But the view it was lit