I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles
And discard any grape that has wrinkles
But there’s nary a Grape to be seen!
Not a purple. Not a red. Not a green.
But my pee smells sweet when I tinkle!
Diabetes isn’t much fun.
Diabetes isn’t much fun
And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun
[sorry for the brainfart-I have a RL excuse, will leave it at that]
Diabetes isn’t much fun
And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun
Because of all the Hail Mary’s
The Diabetes isn’t much fun
And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun
Because of all the Hail Mary’s
The worst is acai berries
The Diabetes isn’t much fun
And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun
Because of all the Hail Mary’s
The worst is acai berries
But at least the cure’s not a gun
My mother can be quite formidable
My mother can be quite formidable
When making Ebay sales more biddable
My mother can be quite formidable
When making Ebay sales more biddable
It’s her panties she’s selling
My mother can be quite formidable
When making Ebay sales more biddable
It’s her panties she’s selling
For licking and smelling
My mother can be quite formidable
When making Ebay sales more biddable
It’s her panties she’s selling
For licking and smelling
With the patented “Eve’s Knickers” label
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn
It’s the pastime for which he was born
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn
It’s the pastime for which he was born
While licking his balls
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn
It’s the pastime for which he was born
While licking his balls
as the action enthralls
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn
It’s the pastime for which he was born
While licking his balls
as the action enthralls
Should I stop him, or join him? I’m torn.
Breakfast burritos are great
Breakfast burritos are great
I can’t count the number I ate
Breakfast burritos are great
I can’t count the number I ate
Some salsa I’ll add
Breakfast burritos are great
I can’t count the number I ate
Some salsa I’ll add
And some cheese just a tad
Breakfast burritos are great
I can’t count the number I ate
Some salsa I’ll add
And some cheese just a tad
Quickly I’ll empty my plate
I’m the saddest man in the whole world
I’m the saddest man in the whole world
'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled
I’m the saddest man in the whole world
'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled
And we’re out of salt
I’m the saddest man in the whole world
'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled
And we’re out of salt
The chili tastes like asphalt