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Harry’s living wife and his dead wife
Were both daughters of the same fishwife
And to make matters worse
The last visiting nurse
Was known to be a fishwife midwife.

The future makes me feel dizzy

6431

The future makes me feel dizzy
Old Scratch has been really busy

6432

The future makes me feel dizzy
Old Scratch has been really busy
But he can get bent

6433

The future makes me feel dizzy
Old Scratch has been really busy
But he can get bent
Screw the orange gent

6434

The future makes me feel dizzy
Old Scratch has been really busy
But he can get bent
Screw the orange gent
Since he cursed my hair to be frizzy.

I’ve finally figured it out

6435

I’ve finally figured it out
What this crazy life is all about

6436

I’ve finally figured it out
What this crazy life is all about.
It is not forty-two

6437

I’ve finally figured it out
What this crazy life is all about.
It is not forty-two
Which may surprise you

6438

I’ve finally figured it out
What this crazy life is all about.
It is not forty-two
Which may surprise you
Just turn on, tune in, and drop out

I heard that Timothy Leary is dead

6439

I heard that Timothy Leary is dead
But he still lives rent-free in my head

6440

I heard that Timothy Leary is dead
But he still lives rent-free in my head
I turned on and tuned in

6441

I heard that Timothy Leary is dead
But he still lives rent-free in my head
I turned on and tuned in
He was the yang to my yin

6442

I heard that Timothy Leary is dead
But he still lives rent-free in my head
I turned on and tuned in
He was the yang to my yin
Yet now I play video games instead

My kids are named Tom, Dick and Mary

6443

My kids are named Tom, Dick and Mary
Tom tends to be rather hairy

6444

My kids are named Tom, Dick and Mary
Tom tends to be rather hairy
Dick’s, well… a dick

6445

My kids are named Tom, Dick and Mary
Tom tends to be rather hairy
Dick’s, well… a dick
And poor Mary’s sick

6446

My kids are named Tom, Dick and Mary
Tom tends to be rather hairy
Dick’s, well… a dick
And poor Mary’s sick
I’d have more but the wife is too weary

I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles

6447

I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles
But there’s nary a Grape to be seen!

6448

Uhh, that might be better as the third line?

Suggested:

I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles
And discard any grape that has wrinkles
But there’s nary a Grape to be seen!

6449

I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles
And discard any grape that has wrinkles
But there’s nary a Grape to be seen!
Not a purple. Not a red. Not a green.