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6410

[Found not innocent by reason of insanity of my part. Carry on, gang.]

6411

Is this a pile-on? I’ve never been in a pile-on.

6412

Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide
So I let my nether regions be my guide
I used my vibrator

6413

Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide
So I let my nether regions be my guide
I used my vibrator
(Textured like a gator!)

6414

Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide
So I let my nether regions be my guide
I used my vibrator
(Textured like a gator!)
and the final result was: they tied!

There was an old lady from Fiji

6415

There was an old lady from Fiji
Who washed her back with a squeegee

6416

There was an old lady from Fiji
Who washed her back with a squeegee
But those itchy pimples

6417

There was an old lady from Fiji
Who washed her back with a squeegee
But those itchy pimples
Combined with her dimples

6418

There was an old lady from Fiji
Who washed her back with a squeegee
But those itchy pimples
Combined with her dimples
Who’d believe she once dated a Bee Gee

I woke up with my tongue in a knot

6419

I woke up with my tongue in a knot
It hurt not a little but a lot

6420

I woke up with my tongue in a knot
It hurt not a little but a lot
But my girlfriend sure was piqued

6421

I woke up with my tongue in a knot
It hurt not a little but a lot
But my girlfriend sure was piqued
Said it ruined my mystique

6422

I woke up with my tongue in a knot
It hurt not a little but a lot
But my girlfriend sure was piqued
Said it ruined my mystique
She’d have to find another to fill the slot.

George had a simple goal in mind

6423

George had a simple goal in mind
For the girl for which he ardently pined

6424

George had a simple goal in mind
For the girl for which he ardently pined,
Whose faith, unlike his,

6425

George had a simple goal in mind
For the girl for which he ardently pined,
Whose faith, unlike his
Baptized in Cheese Whiz

6426

George had a simple goal in mind
For the girl for which he ardently pined,
Whose faith, unlike his
Baptized in Cheese Whiz
Was incompatible with a kosher rind

Harry’s living wife and his dead wife

6427

Harry’s living wife and his dead wife
Were both daughters of the same fishwife

6428

Harry’s living wife and his dead wife
Were both daughters of the same fishwife
And to make matters worse

6429

Harry’s living wife and his dead wife
Were both daughters of the same fishwife
And to make matters worse
The last visiting nurse