My man who’s named Drew McIntyre
In the ring dons some unusual attire
Wearing little plaid shorts
He grumbles and snorts
Then sets himself ablaze on his pyre
They say pro wrestling is totally fake
They say pro wrestling is totally fake,
But I think that’s a mistake
They say pro wrestling is totally fake,
But I think that’s a mistake
It’s real to me
They say pro wrestling is totally fake,
But I think that’s a mistake
It’s real to me
I mark out, Whee!
They say pro wrestling is totally fake,
But I think that’s a mistake
It’s real to me
I mark out, Whee!
When Austin threw the belt in a lake.
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats
Is they really hate wearing hats
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats
Is they really hate wearing hats
See this scar on my hand?
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats
Is they really hate wearing hats
See this scar on my hand?
Said notion Puss couldn’t stand
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats
Is they really hate wearing hats
See this scar on my hand?
Said notion Puss couldn’t stand…
And they won’t even think about spats!
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be
-“BB”-
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be,
'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be,
'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea
And I’m not fond of drool
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be,
'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea
And I’m not fond of drool
Or pee in the pool
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be,
'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea
And I’m not fond of drool
Or pee in the pool
But Fluffy makes me very happy!
Wonder Woman is the best hero
Wonder Woman is the best hero
Her bustier is a size zero
Wonder Woman is the best hero
Her bustier is a size zero
With her whip she compels truth
Wonder Woman is the best hero
Her bustier is a size zero
With her whip she compels truth
She now knows I’m uncouth
Wonder Woman is the best hero
Her bustier is a size zero
With her whip she compels truth
She now knows I’m uncouth
And dumped me for that rabbi Shapiro.
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide
[Very bad form @RivkahChaya, editing when I just came up with line #2 to rhyme with your original final word!]
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide
But, based on my prima facie
So I let my nether regions be my guide
I am falsely accused!