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An apple, a pear and a peach

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An apple, a pear and a peach
Walked into a bar at the beach

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An apple, a pear and a peach
Walked into a bar at the beach
The apple asked for a cider

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An apple, a pear and a peach
Walked into a bar at the beach
The apple asked for a cider
But the barkeep denied her

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An apple, a pear and a peach
Walked into a bar at the beach
The apple asked for a cider
But the barkeep denied her
“I won’t serve a blood-sucking leech”

Kevin loves to watch anime

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Kevin loves to watch anime
Especially that involving child’s play

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Kevin loves to watch anime
Especially that involving child’s play
Magic and demons thrill

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Kevin loves to watch anime
Especially that involving child’s play
Magic and demons thrill
while monstorous Krill

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Kevin loves to watch anime
Especially that involving child’s play
Magic and demons thrill
while monstorous Krill
If summoned, can drive them away!

There was a board known as Straight Dope

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There was a board known as Straight Dope
Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope

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There was a board known as Straight Dope
Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope
And trolling was the norm

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There was a board known as Straight Dope
Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope
And trolling was the norm
though considered bad form

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There was a board known as Straight Dope
Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope
And trolling was the norm.
though considered bad form.
they’ll hang themselves given enough rope.

There’s now a new pope in Rome.

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There’s now a new pope in Rome
He who interprets the Holy Tome

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There’s now a new pope in Rome
He who interprets the Holy Tome
He is the first Yank

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There’s now a new pope in Rome
He who interprets the Holy Tome
He is the first Yank
and to be perfectly frank

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There’s now a new pope in Rome
He who interprets the Holy Tome
He is the first Yank
and to be perfectly frank
He’s a White Sox fan quite far from home

My man who’s named Drew McIntyre

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My man who’s named Drew McIntyre
In the ring dons some unusual attire

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My man who’s named Drew McIntyre
In the ring dons some unusual attire
Wearing little plaid shorts

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My man who’s named Drew McIntyre
In the ring dons some unusual attire
Wearing little plaid shorts
He grumbles and snorts