Loopy Limericks

No beer and no TV make Homer go something
We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing
His Limericks don’t scan
He can’t devise a plan

No beer and no TV make Homer go something
We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing
His Limericks don’t scan
He can’t devise a plan
Until Moe makes that Duff beer and rum thing.

You won’t guess who asked me to dinner

You won’t guess who asked me to dinner
My host is a Golden Globe winner

You won’t guess who asked me to dinner
My host is a Golden Globe winner
A director sublime

You won’t guess who asked me to dinner
My host is a Golden Globe winner
A director sublime
(Won with Saving Private Ryan)

No beer and no TV make Homer go something
We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing
His Limericks don’t scan
He can’t devise a plan
To properly edit the last line-- ba-da-ding.

Oops-- sorry. Sometimes my computer hits the snooze button, or something.

You won’t guess who asked me to dinner
My host is a Golden Globe winner
A director sublime
(Won with Saving Private Ryan)
And oh! what he did with a finner!

(yes, that is a real, albeit obscure, word for an animal with a dorsal fin)

I eat peanut butter each day,

I eat peanut butter each day,
But in an unusual way

I eat peanut butter each day,
But in an unusual way
I eat it with peas

I eat peanut butter each day,
But in an unusual way
I eat it with peas
And some limburger cheese

I eat peanut butter each day,
But in an unusual way
I eat it with peas
And some limburger cheese
While patiently waiting for payday.

My sidewalk’s developed a crack

My sidewalk’s developed a crack
Unrelated to my mothers back

My sidewalk’s developed a crack
Unrelated to my mothers back
But out of it crawl

My sidewalk’s developed a crack
Unrelated to my mothers back
But out of it crawl,
This midge hypethral,