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6550

The great opiate of the masses
Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses

6551

The great opiate of the masses
Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses
served boiling hot

6552

The great opiate of the masses
Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses
served boiling hot
It calms the thought

6553

The great opiate of the masses
Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses
served boiling hot
It calms the thought
And sticks to their teeth as it passes.

There was a bowl of pasta in the sky

6554

There was a bowl of pasta in the sky
I didn’t know noodles could fly

6555

There was a bowl of pasta in the sky
I didn’t know noodles could fly
It looked like linguini

6556

There was a bowl of pasta in the sky
I didn’t know noodles could fly
It looked like linguini
Launched from a wooden beany

6557

There was a bowl of pasta in the sky
I didn’t know noodles could fly
It looked like linguini
Launched from a wooden beany
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Thai!

I’m having problems with my golf swing

6558

I’m having problems with my golf swing
No matter the stance or the club I bring

6559

I’m having problems with my golf swing
No matter the stance or the club I bring
My last shot was a slice

6560

I’m having problems with my golf swing
No matter the stance or the club I bring
My last shot was a slice
It cost me a high price

6561

I’m having problems with my golf swing
No matter the stance or the club I bring
My last shot was a slice,
It cost me a high price,
I’m being sued by some guy in Beijing!

Odysseus had angered Poseidon

6562

Odysseus had angered Poseidon
when he told him he voted for Biden

6563

Odysseus had angered Poseidon
when he told him he voted for Biden.
So with trident in hand

-“BB”-

6564

Odysseus had angered Poseidon
When he told him he voted for Biden
So with trident in hand
He stabbed him in the gland

6565

Odysseus had angered Poseidon
When he told him he voted for Biden
So with trident in hand
He stabbed him in the gland
Their animosity has continued to widen
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I have a surprise in the trunk of my car

6566

I have a surprise in the trunk of my car
It’s a brand new Fender guitar

6567

I have a surprise in the trunk of my car
It’s a brand new Fender guitar
That I stole from a guy

6568

I have a surprise in the trunk of my car
It’s a brand new Fender guitar
That I stole from a guy
I met in junior high

6569

I have a surprise in the trunk of my car
I’ll show you when we go to the bar