Loopy Limericks

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6570

I have a surprise in the trunk of my car
It’s a brand new Fender guitar
That I stole from a guy
I met in junior high
I’ll show you when we go to the bar

I’ve recently painted my toes

6571

I’ve recently painted my toes
And tied the big ones with bows.

6572

My collection is complete

6573

I’ve recently painted my toes
And tied the big ones with bows.
My collection is complete
According to my friend Pete

6574

I’ve recently painted my toes
And tied the big ones with bows.
My collection is complete
According to my friend Pete
And surely he’s one who knows.

93 million miles from earth

6575

93 million miles from earth
The sun blazes hot, full of mirth

6576

[copy over the previous lines John…]

93 million miles from earth
The sun blazes hot, full of mirth
The moon makes evil plans

6577

93 million miles from earth
The sun blazes hot, full of mirth
The moon makes evil plans
If we don’t meet its demands

6578

93 million miles from earth
The sun blazes hot, full of mirth
The moon makes evil plans
If we don’t meet its demands
It’ll darken the skies for all it’s worth!

There was a spectre in the dark

6579

There was a spectre in the dark
Which held hostage the Holy Ark

6580

There was a spectre in the dark
Which held hostage the Holy Ark
Its demands were quite small

6581

There was a spectre in the dark
Which held hostage the Holy Ark
Its demands were quite small
Just a rasp in the hall

6582

There was a spectre in the dark
Which held hostage the Holy Ark
Its demands were quite small
Just a rasp in the hall
Asking fot a walk in the park.

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half

6583

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half
Not very nice but good for a laugh

6584

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half
Not very nice but good for a laugh
The way he eats mice

6585

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half;
She’s everyone’s fount for a laugh.

6586

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half
Not very nice but good for a laugh
The way he eats mice
Betrays an old vice

6587

My friend Sam is a hoot and a half
Not very nice but good for a laugh
The way he eats mice
Betrays an old vice
and I regret that we’ve kept him on staff

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Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed

6588

Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed
Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed

6589

Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed
Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed
The cold rain leaked in