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Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed
Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed
The cold rain leaked in
Bug bites riddled his skin

6591

Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed
Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed
The cold rain leaked in
Bug bites riddled his skin
Until he was totally stone cold dead

Charlie Brown again was a blockhead

6592

Charlie Brown again was a blockhead
Facing his friend group filled him with dread

6593

Charlie Brown again was a blockhead
Facing his friend group filled him with dread
Lucy held the football

6594

Charlie Brown again was a blockhead
Facing his friend group filled him with dread
Lucy held the football
and yanked it causing his fall

6595

Charlie Brown again was a blockhead
Facing his friend group filled him with dread
Lucy held the football
and yanked it causing his fall
Then off to the E.R. we once again sped

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I threw an egg at man on the stage

6596

I threw an egg at man on the stage
Which made him fly into a rage

6597

I threw an egg at man on the stage
Which made him fly into a rage
“Do you know how much those cost?!”

6598

I threw an egg at man on the stage
Which made him fly into a rage
“Do you know how much those cost?!”
“More than you earn!”, my riposte

6599

I threw an egg at man on the stage
Which made him fly into a rage
“Do you know how much those cost?!”
“More than you earn!”, my riposte
His ire I could no longer assuage

My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head

6600

My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head
You can blame it on how she was bred

6601

My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head
You can blame it on how she was bred
She never would floss

6602

My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head
You can blame it on how she was bred
She never would floss
And once played lacrosse

6603

My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head
You can blame it on how she was bred
She never would floss
And once played lacrosse
During which, many a tooth was knocked dead

There once was a man from Rhode Island

6604

There once was a man from Rhode Island
Who played with his dick for a while and

6605

There once was a man from Rhode Island
Who played with his dick for a while and
Developed a blister

6606

There once was a man from Rhode Island
Who played with his dick for a while and
Developed a blister
Thanks to pics of his sister

6607

There once was a man from Rhode Island
Who played with his dick for a while and
Developed a blister
Thanks to pics of his sister
As he admired her valleys and highlands.

I’ve called in to work again sick.

6608

I’ve called in to work again sick
My boss says I’m lying. That prick.

6609

I’ve called in to work again sick
My boss says I’m lying. That prick.
I’m throwing up chunks