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6610

I’ve called in to work again sick
My boss says I’m lying. That prick.
I’m throwing up chunks
It smells like 1,000 skunks

6611

I’ve called in to work again sick
My boss says I’m lying. That prick.
I’m throwing up chunks
It smells like 1,000 skunks
And it’s runny but also thick.

Pam was invited to a party

6612

Pam was invited to a party
By a guy who was smart, he

6613

Pam was invited to a party
By a guy who was smart; he
Asked the most puzzling riddles

6614

Pam was invited to a party
By a guy who was smart; he
Asked the most puzzling riddles
About ‘edges’ and ‘middles’

6615

Pam was invited to a party
By a guy who was smart; he
Asked the most puzzling riddles
About ‘edges’ and ‘middles’
He knew how to keep a party lively!

Two poets who couldn’t agree

6616

Two poets who couldn’t agree
If a poem is as lovely as a tree

6617

Two poets who couldn’t agree
If a poem is as lovely as a tree
So one shot the other

6618

Two poets who couldn’t agree
If a poem is as lovely as a tree
So one shot the other
And the corpse was a bother

6619

Two poets who couldn’t agree
If a poem is as lovely as a tree
So one shot the other
And the corpse was a bother
But it made for some lovely tea

Here I am sucking down some darjeeling

6620

Here I am sucking down some darjeeling
While staring up at the ceiling

6621

Here I am sucking down some darjeeling
While staring up at the ceiling
I’m counting the tiles

6622

Here I am sucking down some darjeeling
While staring up at the ceiling
I’m counting the tiles
While having painful piles

6623

Here I am sucking down some darjeeling
While staring up at the ceiling
I’m counting the tiles
While having painful piles
Returning to bed sounds appealing

An Italian dentist from Rome

6624

An Italian dentist from Rome
Preferred to call London his home.

6625

An Italian dentist from Rome
Preferred to call London his home.
Cuz the resident’s teeth

6626

An Italian dentist from Rome
Preferred to call London his home.
Cuz the resident’s teeth
Would a fortune him bequeath

6627

An Italian dentist from Rome
Preferred to call London his home.
Cuz the resident’s teeth
Would a fortune him bequeath
So he can retire and beachcomb.

Rob threw up in his mouth a little

6628

I’d like to withdraw the beginning line I submitted and, if I may, replace tt:

Patty wanted a slice of cake

6629

Patty wanted a slice of cake;
A Patty cake she set out to bake