Loopy Limericks

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6630

Patty wanted a slice of cake;
A Patty cake she set out to bake
“No cake,” said daddy

6631

Patty wanted a slice of cake;
A Patty cake she set out to bake
“No cake,” said Daddy
“Because you’ve been a baddie”

6632

Patty wanted a slice of cake;
A Patty cake she set out to bake
“No cake,” said Daddy
“Because you’ve been a baddie”
“It’s okay–I’ll bake a pie by the lake.”
…
It was an unusual toy

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It was an unusual toy
Made from a tin/nickel alloy

6634

It was an unusual toy
Made from a tin/nickel alloy
It was sure not to rust

6635

It was an unusual toy
Made from a tin/nickel alloy
It was sure not to rust
But had a huge bust

6636

It was an unusual toy
Made from a tin/nickel alloy
It was sure not to rust
But had a huge bust
and brought to me no end of joy

Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders

6637

Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders
Her hair was curly and looked like potholders

6638

Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders
Her hair was curly and looked like potholders
Her search for a mate

6639

Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders.
Her hair was curly and looked like potholders.
Her search for a mate
Was thwarted by fate

-“BB”-

6640

Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders.
Her hair was curly and looked like potholders.
Her search for a mate
Was thwarted by fate
But my passion for her is hidden yet smolders
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Some folks think I’m too big for my britches

6641

Some folks think I’m too big for my britches,
But I throw those that do into ditches

6642

Some folks think I’m too big for my britches,
But I throw those that do into ditches
Where I cover them in slime

6643

Some folks think I’m too big for my britches,
But I throw those that do into ditches
Where I cover them in slime
Because I know that in time

6644

Some folks think I’m too big for my britches,
But I throw those that do into ditches
Where I cover them in slime
Because I know that in time
They’ll sprout into pettiness riches!
…
There once was a singer from Rome

6645

There once was a singer from Rome
Who hated singing at SkyDome

6646

There once was a singer from Rome
Who hated singing at SkyDome
She’d yodel in bed

6647

There once was a singer from Rome
Who hated singing at SkyDome
She’d yodel in bed
Enough to wake the dead

6648

There once was a singer from Rome
Who hated singing at SkyDome
She’d yodel in bed
Enough to wake the dead
But preferred a stage closer to home!
…
A player who didn’t like jazz

6649

A player who didn’t like jazz
or any sort of razzmatazz