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A player who didn’t like jazz
Or any sort of razzmatazz
"Three chords and the truth

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A player who didn’t like jazz
Or any sort of razzmatazz
"Three chords and the truth
Is enough for the youth

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A player who didn’t like jazz
Or any sort of razzmatazz
"Three chords and the truth
Is enough for the youth
And that’s all that my repertoire has!”

I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!”

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I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!
I want a Starbucks coffee and scone”

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I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!
I want a Starbucks coffee and scone”
Their prices are SO high

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I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!
I want a Starbucks coffee and scone”
Their prices are SO high
It’s hard to even try

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I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!
I want a Starbucks coffee and scone”
Their prices are SO high
It’s hard to even try
To look at the menu and not groan

My cat is a caffeine addict

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My cat is a caffeine addict
My first morning coffee she licked

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My cat is a caffeine addict
My first morning coffee she licked
Her head spun 'round

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My cat is a caffeine addict
My first morning coffee she licked
Her head spun 'round
Totally shocking my hound

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My cat is a caffeine addict
My first morning coffee she licked
Her head spun 'round
Totally shocking my hound
Who ran and tripped over my dick

I think that I just sprained my knee

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I think that I just sprained my knee
At midnight, while taking a pee

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I think that I just sprained my knee
At midnight, while taking a pee
As I shook off the last drop

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nm :slight_smile:

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I think that I just sprained my knee
At midnight, while taking a pee
As I shook off the last drop
Went to look for the mop

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I think that I just sprained my knee
At midnight, while taking a pee
As I shook off the last drop
Went to look for the mop
And tripped over my own wee-wee

I seem to have lost my body

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I seem to have lost my body.
And I need it to go get a toddy

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I seem to have lost my body.
And I need it to go get a toddy
Perhaps you can help

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I seem to have lost my body.
And I need it to go get a toddy
Perhaps you can help
And make it out of kelp

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I seem to have lost my body.
And I need it to go get a toddy
Perhaps you can help
And make it out of kelp
As long as your stitching’s not shoddy

My job at the morgue’s quite a lark