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My job at the morgue’s quite a lark
I dance with cadavers in the dark

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My job at the morgue’s quite a lark
I dance with cadavers in the dark
But “Suzie” became my fave

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My job at the morgue’s quite a lark
I dance with cadavers in the dark
But “Suzie” became my fave
and she won’t need a grave

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My job at the morgue’s quite a lark
I dance with cadavers in the dark
But “Suzie” became my fave
and she won’t need a grave
Because now she glows like a spark!
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Two servicemen went to a bar

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Two servicemen went to a bar;
Had to walk, for they had no car

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Two servicemen went to a bar;
Had to walk, for they had no car
A lady offered them a deal

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Two servicemen went to a bar;
Had to walk, for they had no car
A lady offered them a deal
If they’d buy her a nutritious meal

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Two servicemen went to a bar;
Had to walk, for they had no car
A lady offered them a deal
If they’d buy her a nutritious meal
She was a spy - too cunning by far

Philipe put his money in oil

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Philipe put his money in oil
Then wrapped it in aluminum foil

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Philipe put his money in oil
Then wrapped it in aluminum foil
Turned the stove to 11

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Philipe put his money in oil
Then wrapped it in aluminum foil
Turned the stove to 11
Prayed for a trip up to heaven

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Philipe put his money in oil
Then wrapped it in aluminum foil
Turned the stove to 11
Prayed for a trip up to heaven
As he shuffled off of this mortal coil

I once drew a hand of five aces

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I once drew a hand of five aces
You shoulda seen the look on their faces

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I once drew a hand of five aces
You shoulda seen the look on their faces
My face remained stony

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I once drew a hand of five aces
You shoulda seen the look on their faces
My face remained stony
As they called me a phoney

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I once drew a hand of five aces
You shoulda seen the look on their faces
My face remained stony
As they called me a phoney
But then it was off to the races

I discovered three things about cats:

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I discovered three things about cats
They are not inclined to wear hats

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I discovered three things about cats
They are not inclined to wear hats
But they love tuna fsh

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I discovered three things about cats
They are not inclined to wear hats
But they love tuna fsh
And they will plot for a dish

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I discovered three things about cats
They are not inclined to wear hats
But they love tuna fsh
And they will plot for a dish
To be made out of your rats

Cockroaches are my favorite vermin