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While walking alongside a ditch
The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!”
His boxers somehow

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While walking alongside a ditch
The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!”
His boxers somehow
Had attracted a cow

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While walking alongside a ditch
The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!”
His boxers somehow
Had attracted a cow
And for a bull lover this was a switch.

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Three sisters who lived in a tower

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Three sisters who lived in a tower,
Took Quasimodo into their shower.

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Three sisters who lived in a tower,
Took Quasimodo into their shower.
Now, he had hunch

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Three sisters who lived in a tower,
Took Quasimodo into their shower.
Now, he had hunch
He could do them by lunch

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Three sisters who lived in a tower,
Took Quasimodo into their shower.
Now, he had a hunch
He could do them by lunch
And make their bells ring on the hour.

A pretty young girl name of Alice

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A pretty young girl name of Alice
Took a job as a maid in the palace

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A pretty young girl name of Alice
Took a job as a maid in the palace
But she found that she missed

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A pretty young girl name of Alice
Took a job as a maid in the palace
But she found that she missed
All the boys that she’d kissed

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A pretty young girl name of Alice
Took a job as a maid in the palace
But she found that she missed
All the boys that she’d kissed
So she stuck her tongue into a chalice.

Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?”

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Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?”
The answer he got was a great shock.

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Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?”
The answer he got was a great shock.
Yosemite Sam,

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Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?”
The answer he got was a great shock.
Yosemite Sam
Took a battering ram

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Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?”
The answer he got was a great shock.
“Yosemite Sam
Took a battering ram
And shoved it right up me near Little Rock.”
On a rocket they launched to the Moon

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On a rocket they launched to the Moon,
Was an orang-utan and a baboon.

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On a rocket they launched to the Moon,
Was an orang-utan and a baboon.
The baboon was a virgin

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On a rocket they launched to the Moon,
Was an orang-utan and a baboon.
The baboon was a virgin,
With hormones a-surgin’

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On a rocket they launched to the Moon,
Was an orang-utan and a baboon.
The baboon was a virgin,
With hormones a-surgin’
There was ape sex in a crater that June.

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When the magician reached into his hat,