Loopy Limericks

My Dad had doll made of rubber
I knew the old man loved no udder
When he blew up her hole
He had only one goal

My Dad had doll made of rubber
I knew the old man loved no udder
When he blew up her hole
He had only one goal
To get scented soap and to scrub her.
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When Alice read that book Shades of Grey

When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’,
She bought up some rubber on EBay.

When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’,
She bought up some rubber on EBay.
But it turned out to be vinyl

When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’,
She bought up some rubber on EBay.
But it turned out to be vinyl
Instead of vaginal

When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’,
She bought up some rubber on EBay.
But it turned out to be vinyl
Instead of vaginal
So hey, her sex play went astray
A girl who was known as Wide Load

<golf clap>

A girl who was known as Wide Load
Got lost while on a side road

A girl who was known as Wide Load
Got lost while on a side road.
The pilot truck went astray,

A girl who was known as Wide Load
Got lost while on a side road.
The pilot truck went astray,
And she rolled away.

A girl who was known as Wide Load
Got lost while on a side road
The pilot truck went astray
And she rolled away
And both her hair and her hide showed

At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty

At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty,
With both feet all wrinkled and crusty.

At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty,
With both feet all wrinkled and crusty,
Dropped trou in aisle two

At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty,
With both feet all wrinkled and crusty.
Dropped trou in aisle two,
Then stood in the queue

At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty,
With both feet all wrinkled and crusty.
Dropped trou in aisle two,
Then stood in the queue
And shouted “Hurry, this thing’s gettin’ rusty!”
A dude who was smoking a pipe

A dude who was smoking a pipe
Asked a girl if she was the type

A dude who was smoking a pipe
Asked a girl if she was the type
Who would suck on a stem

A dude who was smoking a pipe
Asked a girl if she was the type
Who would suck on a stem
But she hawed and she hemmed

A dude who was smoking a pipe
Asked a girl if she was the type
Who would suck on a stem
But she hawed and she hemmed
Then she said, “Man, that corncob is ripe!”
While walking alongside a ditch

While walking alongside a ditch
The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!”