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Private Mulligan never did dally
In mounting his mustang, named Sally.
Ev’ry night he was able
to shake up the stable

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Private Mulligan never did dally
In mounting his mustang, named Sally.
Ev’ry night he was able
To shake up the stable
He’d ride her bareback up the alley.
I was given a lamp by Aladdin

604

I was given a lamp by Aladdin
And a video game by John Madden

605

I was given a lamp by Aladdin
And a video game by John Madden
But the gift I most wanted

606

I was given a lamp by Aladdin
And a video game by John Madden
But the gift I most wanted
Coveted, and vaunted

607

I was given a lamp by Aladdin
And a video game by John Madden
But the gift I most wanted
Coveted, and vaunted
Is a nude selfie from Gates McFadden

I ordered a drink from the bar

608

I ordered a drink from the bar
And sat down by a lass with a scar

609

I ordered a drink from the bar
And sat down by a lass with a scar
I asked how she got it.

610

I ordered a drink from the bar
And sat down by a lass with a scar
I asked how she got it.
Said she, “How’d you spot it?”

611

I ordered a drink from the bar
And sat down by a lass with a scar
I asked how she got it.
Said she, “How’d you spot it?”
“It’s HUGE,” I explained. How bizarre!
Some vampires in Transylvania

612

Some vampires in Transylvania
Have tickets to see Wrestlemania

613

Some vampires in Transylvania
Have tickets to see Wrestlemania
But much to their shock,

614

I like it.

Some vampires in Transylvania
Have tickets to see Wrestlemania
But much to their shock,
They got suplexed by Brock

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Some vampires in Transylvania
Have tickets to see Wrestlemania
But much to their shock,
They got suplexed by Brock -
Fangs to that they’ve never been brainier.

A lady mechanic named Hannah

616

A lady mechanic named Hannah
Tuned up a Ford for her Nana

617

A lady mechanic named Hannah
Tuned up a Ford for her Nana.
But, as it left the shop

618

A lady mechanic named Hannah
Tuned up a Ford for her Nana.
But, as it left the shop
There was a Thunk!and a Pop!

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A lady mechanic named Hannah
Tuned up a Ford for her Nana.
But, as it left the shop
There was a Thunk!and a Pop!
The fanbelt had caught her bandana.
My Dad had doll made of rubber

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My Dad had doll made of rubber.
I knew the old man loved no udder.

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My Dad had doll made of rubber.
I knew the old man loved no udder.
When he blew up her hole