There once was a kid named Donny
Who loved the music of Yanni
In quest for his autograph
He sent him a giraffe;
The response smelled exceedingly prawny.
My dog, she will not shut up!
My dog, she will not shut up!
Ever since she was just a pup
My dog, she will not shut up!
Ever since she was just a pup
Her barking and yipping
-“BB”-
My dog, she will not shut up!
Ever since she was just a pup
Her barking and yipping
(But never nipping!)
My dog, she will not shut up!
Ever since she was just a pup
Her barking and yipping
(But never nipping!)
Only ceases during her sup
My cat caught the strangest prey
My cat caught the strangest prey
A full, whip-tail white manta ray!
My cat caught the strangest prey
A full, whip-tail white manta ray!
'twas in the kid’s pool
My cat caught the strangest prey
A full, whip-tail white manta ray!
'Twas in the kid’s pool
Where she played with it, the fool
My cat caught the strangest prey
A full, whip-tail white manta ray!
'Twas in the kid’s pool
Where she played with it, the fool
They’re both licking their wounds anyway
Mary had a little lamb for dinner
Mary had a little lamb for dinner
It was delicious, a real winner
Mary had a little lamb for dinner
It was delicious, a real winner
She felt a bit guilty
Mary had a little lamb for dinner
It was delicious, a real winner
She felt a bit guilty
And burdened with fealty
Mary had a little lamb for dinner
It was delicious, a real winner
She felt a bit guilty
And burdened with fealty
But a resolute, carnivore aginner.
Banksy, while taking a walk
Banksy, while taking a walk
Sketched a witty depiction in chalk
Banksy, while taking a walk
Sketched a witty depiction in chalk
It looked just like me
Banksy, while taking a walk
Sketched a witty depiction in chalk
It looked just like me
And soon was roaming free
Banksy, while taking a walk
Sketched a witty depiction in chalk
It looked just like me
And soon was roaming free
The meaning we’ll never unlock
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I have a hundred pounds of clay
I have a hundred pounds of clay
Time for sculpting, exactly a day.
I have a hundred pounds of clay
Time for sculpting, exactly a day
A golem to do my chores
I have a hundred pounds of clay
Time for sculpting, exactly a day
A golem to do my chores
And anything else that bores