I have a hundred pounds of clay
Time for sculpting, exactly a day
A golem to do my chores
And anything else that bores
'Til the mud runs downhill and away!
A new K-Pop band from La Brea
A new K-Pop band from La Brea
On stage, uses their own crop sprayer
A new K-Pop band from La Brea
On stage, uses their own crop sprayer
The crowd’s covered in tar
A new K-Pop band from La Brea
On stage, uses their own crop sprayer
The crowd’s covered in tar;
Rousing wrath of the czar,
A new K-Pop band from La Brea
On stage, uses their own crop sprayer
The crowd’s covered in tar;
Rousing wrath of the czar,
A million years later they’ll be found in their layer
I wish I had a pet dinosaur
I wish I had a pet dinosaur
Or a mastadon; you know the score!
I wish I had a pet dinosaur
Or a mastodon; you know the score!
Heck, gimme a toad!
I wish I had a pet dinosaur
Or a mastodon; you know the score!
Heck, gimme a toad!
Or a sloth that’s three-toed
I wish I had a pet dinosaur
Or a mastodon; you know the score!
Heck, gimme a toad!
Or a sloth that’s three-toed
I’ll pay thirty bucks - but no more!
Sally got fitted with braces
Sally got fitted with braces.
The gleam from them, well, it amazes
Sally got fitted with braces.
The gleam from them, well, it amazes
They aren’t for her teeth
Sally got fitted with braces.
The gleam from them, well, it amazes
They aren’t for her teeth
Nor for parts beneath
Sally got fitted with braces.
The gleam from them, well, it amazes
They aren’t for her teeth
Nor for parts beneath
They shore up her brain’s empty spaces
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun
So that means he is now on the run
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun
So that means he is now on the run
'Cuz society frowns
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun
So that means he is now on the run
‘Cuz society frowns
On babies’ screaming sounds
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun
So that means he is now on the run
‘Cuz society frowns
On babies’ screaming sounds
Now he juggles soap bars in pris-un!
The richest gal I ever knew
Clap clap clap clap
The richest gal I ever knew
Invented a fantastic kind of glue
The richest gal I ever knew
Invented a fantastic kind of glue
Where lying liars
The richest gal I ever knew
Invented a fantastic kind of glue
Where lying liars
Lie stuck to lyres