The richest gal I ever knew
Invented a fantastic kind of glue
Where lying liars
Lie stuck to lyres
Too bad she didn’t patent that goo
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In a previous life I was smart and cute
In a previous life I was smart and cute.
Unfortunately, beans made me toot
In a previous life I was smart and cute.
Unfortunately, beans made me toot
This had the sad effect
In a previous life I was smart and cute.
Unfortunately, beans made me toot
This had the sad effect
Of having my sex life wrecked
In a previous life I was smart and cute.
Unfortunately, beans made me toot
This had the sad effect
Of having my sex life wrecked
And costing me truckloads of loot!
On one of my afternoon walks
On one of my afternoon walks
I was mobbed by six harrier hawks
On one of my afternoon walks
I was mobbed by six harrier hawks
These birds of a feather
Just noticed this: for my small contribution, I thank you, and to my co-contributors, yes, that one did turn out rather nicely.
There have been some others here I would like to have given a star or upvote to. May we feel free to recognize those that strike us as especially nicely done, without being otherwise critical, or is even an occasional “clap” not in the spirit of the game?
On one of my afternoon walks
I was mobbed by six harrier hawks
These birds of a feather
suited in leather
On one of my afternoon walks
I was mobbed by six harrier hawks
These birds of a feather
suited in leather
Stole my wallet and my brand new Crocs!
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup
[Jeez you all start a bird-themed one–in the middle of the night? Do I need to set my alarm now so I don’t miss out?]
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup
Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop
I say yes. I’ve clapped for a few along the way - not for all of the limericks that I’ve liked but for some of the ones that I think really stand out. I am speaking as the Poet Laureate of my own head.
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup
Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop
I love that tangy zip
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup
Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop
I love that tangy zip
With each matzoh ball sip
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup
Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop
I love that tangy zip
With each matzoh ball sip
That sends me running to the poop coop
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King
Now I feel sick
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King
Now I feel sick
like I swallowed a brick
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King
Now I feel sick
like I swallowed a brick
And my butthole is starting to sting.
One day I found a genie’s magic lamp
One day I found a genie’s magic lamp
And the genie was a bit of a tramp
One day I found a genie’s magic lamp
And the genie was a bit of a tramp
When I asked for a huge gem