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I bought a new Swiss Army knife
My old one broke saving my life

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I bought a new Swiss Army knife
My old one broke saving my life
A rabid moose attacked me

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Haven’t figured out how to do this on my phone lol

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I bought a new Swiss Army knife
My old one broke saving my life
A rabid moose attacked me
Their bites are nasty

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I bought a new Swiss Army knife
My old one broke saving my life
A rabid moose attacked me
Their bites are nasty
But with stab wounds he ended up rife

Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie

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Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie
By rubbing a lamp with his weenie

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Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie
By rubbing a lamp with his weenie
This offended the Djinn

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Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie
By rubbing a lamp with his weenie
The Djinn–what a honey!

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Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie
By rubbing a lamp with his weenie
This offended the Djinn
Who tolerated no sin

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Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie
By rubbing a lamp with his weenie
This offended the Djinn
Who tolerated no sin
What a prude, and a magical meanie.

There once was a hoaxer named Cokes

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There once was a hoaxer named Cokes
who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax

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There once was a hoaxer named Cokes
Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax
But soon his customers

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There once was a hoaxer named Cokes
Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax
But soon his customers
chose colas they prefer

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There once was a hoaxer named Cokes
Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax
But soon his customers
chose colas they prefer
Which ended his soda-based jokes.

There once was an angry bee named Buzz

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There once was an angry bee named Buzz
who lost track of where his hive was

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There once was an angry bee named Buzz
who lost track of where his hive was
So at the end of the day

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There once was an angry bee named Buzz
who lost track of where his hive was
So at the end of the day
Buzz knelt down to pray

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There once was an angry bee named Buzz
who lost track of where his hive was
So at the end of the day
Buzz knelt down to pray
A worker would dance by like she does.

A Straight Dope poster was trolling

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A Straight Dope poster was trolling
Every other post had him rickrolling

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A Straight Dope poster was trolling
Every other post had him rickrolling
'til a Mod sauntered by