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A Straight Dope poster was trolling
Every other post had him rickrolling
'til a Mod sauntered by
And ban-hammered the guy

6891

A Straight Dope poster was trolling
Every other post had him rickrolling
'til a Mod sauntered by
And ban-hammered the guy
Off to the cornfield he went a-rolling

I once had a smelly sockpuppet

6892

I once had a smelly sockpuppet
The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet

6893

I once had a smelly sockpuppet
The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet
Though it was made of felt,

6894

I once had a smelly sockpuppet.
The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet.
Though it was made of felt,
The stench of its pelt,

-“BB”-

6895

I once had a smelly sockpuppet.
The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet.
Though it was made of felt,
The stench of its pelt,
Made sure that nobody whould shtup it!

A wonderful girl from Hawaii

6896

A wonderful girl from Hawaii
Was sister to a banshee

6897

A wonderful girl from Hawaii
Was sister to a banshee
They screamed a bunch

6898

A wonderful girl from Hawaii
Was sister to a banshee
They screamed a bunch
Then made poke for lunch

6899

A wonderful girl from Hawaii
Was sister to a banshee
They screamed a bunch
Then made poke for lunch
Their concoctions were truly beastly

I once surfed a huge wave

6900

I once surfed a huge wave
Wearing nought but a smile and a shave

6901

I once surfed a huge wave
Wearing nought but a smile and a shave
As I hung ten

6902

I once surfed a huge wave
Wearing nought but a smile and a shave
As I hung ten
A wave hit and then

6903

I once surfed a huge wave
Wearing nought but a smile and a shave
As I hung ten
A wave hit and then
Saluted, but looked like a knave.

My cat likes to swim, but my dog

6904

My cat likes to swim, but my dog
Needs a flotation device like a log

6905

My cat likes to swim, but my dog
Needs a flotation device like a log.
A log he can straddle

-“BB”-

6906

My cat likes to swim, but my dog
Needs a flotation device like a log.
A log he can straddle
So he can dog-paddle

6907

My cat likes to swim, but my dog
Needs a flotation device like a log.
A log he can straddle
So he can dog-paddle
From the stream, to the river, to the bog

A menacing young mutant named Moe

6908

A menacing young mutant named Moe
has six arms, seven eyes and one toe

6909

A menacing young mutant named Moe
has six arms, seven eyes and one toe
But when challenged by Curly