A menacing young mutant named Moe
has six arms, seven eyes and one toe
But when challenged by Curly
his demeaner was girly
A menacing young mutant named Moe
has six arms, seven eyes and one toe
But when challenged by Curly
his demeaner was girly
And all twelve of his cheeks were aglow
My car has developed a rattle
My car has developed a rattle
Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle
My car has developed a rattle
Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle
So I slathered on grease
My car has developed a rattle
Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle
So I slathered on grease
In hopes of some peace
My car has developed a rattle
Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle
So I slathered on grease
In hopes of some peace
Floored the accelerator and skedaddled
My baby has a favorite toy
My baby has a favorite toy
It’s a robot made from a steel alloy
My baby has a favorite toy
It’s a robot made from a steel alloy
with laser beam eyes
My baby has a favorite toy
It’s a robot made from a steel alloy
With laser beam eyes
Anyone it hates it fries
My baby has a favorite toy
It’s a robot made from a steel alloy
With laser beam eyes
Anyone it hates it fries
And it’s got other tools to employ
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne
It dates back to his time spent in Hackney
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne
It dates back to his time spent in Hackney
Part of a secret study
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne
It dates back to his time spent in Hackney
Part of a secret study
Of faces so ruddy
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne
It dates back to his time spent in Hackney
Part of a secret study
Of faces so ruddy
No reason nor rhyme helped, not even black tea.
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,”
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,”
Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!”
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,”
Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!”
I’ll take the tea
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,”
Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!”
I’ll take the tea
Please, polonium-free
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,”
Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!”
I’ll take the tea
Please, polonium-free
I am, after all, too young to die
Naked I came from my mother’s womb
Naked I came from my mother’s womb
But my twin she came from the tomb
Naked I came from my mother’s womb
But my twin she came from the tomb
Dead though she was