Naked I came from my mother’s womb
But my twin she came from the tomb
Dead though she was
I loved her because
Naked I came from my mother’s womb
But my twin she came from the tomb
Dead though she was
I loved her because
It could have been me doomed to gloom!
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron.
It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ –
-“BB”-
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron.
It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ –
But all’s for the best
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron.
It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ –
But all’s for the best
and who’ll be impressed
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron.
It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ –
But all’s for the best
and who’ll be impressed
With such a weak rhyme to end on.
I’m going to Old Sacramento
I’m going to Old Sacramento
With nothing but Coke and a Mento.
I’m going to Old Sacramento
With nothing but Coke and a Mento.
Plus my wife’s ashes
I’m going to Old Sacramento
With nothing but Coke and a Mento.
Plus my wife’s ashes
And her glittery eyelashes
I’m going to Old Sacramento
With nothing but Coke and a Mento.
Plus my wife’s ashes
And her glittery eyelashes
And an olive, a pea, and a pimento
Little Johnny got detention again
Little Johnny got detention again
He’ll be released who-knows-when
Little Johnny got detention again
He’ll be released who-knows-when
You should know that his crime
Little Johnny got detention again
He’ll be released who-knows-when
You should know that his crime
Seemed real bad at the time
Little Johnny got detention again
He’ll be released who-knows-when
You should know that his crime
Seemed real bad at the time
He should spend 5 to 10 in the pen
My gal Daisy is really a hoot
My gal Daisy is really a hoot
Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot
My gal Daisy is really a hoot
Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot
While she does a cartwheel
My gal Daisy is really a hoot
Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot
While she does a cartwheel
She emits a little squeal
My gal Daisy is really a hoot
Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot
While she does a cartwheel
She emits a little squeal
and belches the star spangled banner to boot
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I once dated a bear that could dance
I once dated a bear that could dance
We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’
I once dated a bear that could dance
We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’
But when to her I proposed