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I once dated a bear that could dance
We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’
But when to her I proposed
She looked down at her toes

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I once dated a bear that could dance
We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’
But when to her I proposed
She looked down at her toes
And told me I didn’t stand a chance

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There is an old lady down in Boca

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There is an old lady down in Boca
Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca

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There is an old lady down in Boca
Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca
She likes to imbibe

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There is an old lady down in Boca
Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca
She likes to imbibe
And so we didn’t jibe

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There is an old lady down in Boca
Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca
She likes to imbibe
And so we didn’t jibe
I take bourbon in a hot mocha.

An old lady who yesterday died

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An old lady who yesterday died
was known as a runaway bride

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An old lady who yesterday died
Was known as a runaway bride
Escaped on a tramp steamer

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An old lady who yesterday died
Was known as a runaway bride
Escaped on a tramp steamer
For sustenance: coffee creamer

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An old lady who yesterday died
Was known as a runaway bride
Escaped on a tramp steamer
For sustenance: coffee creamer
For fun, the first mate she’s astride

There nothing like finding a honey

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There nothing like finding a honey
With bombshell good looks and some money

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There nothing like finding a honey
With bombshell good looks and some money
She’d better like dogs

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There nothing like finding a honey
With bombshell good looks and some money
She’d better like dogs
And conspiracy blogs

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There nothing like finding a honey
With bombshell good looks and some money
She’d better like dogs
And conspiracy blogs
and dressing just like a bunny

I wish I had two extra arms

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I wish I had two extra arms
For the ladies to supplement my charms

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I wish I had two extra arms
For the ladies to supplement my charms
I’d play the piano

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I wish I had two extra arms
For the ladies to supplement my charms
I’d play the piano
At the same time, a banjo

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I wish I had two extra arms
For the ladies to supplement my charms
I’d play the piano
At the same time, a banjo
As we canoe past Georgia farms

I was once lost in a damp dark wood

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I was once lost in a damp dark wood
and was certain I was gone for good

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I was once lost in a damp dark wood
and was certain I was gone for good
When I heard a loud roar