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I was once lost in a damp dark wood
and was certain I was gone for good
When I heard a loud roar
And then nothing more

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I was once lost in a damp dark wood
and was certain I was gone for good
When I heard a loud roar
And then nothing more
I ran away as fast as I could

I’d like to hop on a fast train

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I’d like to hop on a fast train
and visit my uncle in Maine

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I’d like to hop on a fast train
And visit my uncle in Maine
He married a moose

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I’d like to hop on a fast train
And visit my uncle in Maine
He married a moose
Rumor has it she’s loose

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I’d like to hop on a fast train
And visit my uncle in Maine
He married a moose
Rumor has it she’s loose
And swimming in big Lake Cochrane

There once was a kitty named David

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There once was a kitty named David
Whose treatment of mice was deprav-ed

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There once was a kitty named David
Whose treatment of mice was deprav-ed
It nibbled their tails

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There once was a kitty named David
Whose treatment of mice was deprav-ed
It nibbled their tails
And impaled them on nails

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There once was a kitty named David
Whose treatment of mice was deprav-ed
It nibbled their tails
And impaled them on nails
Unless they named something rhyming with “David”!

A crewman cruised a cruise ship named Druze.

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A crewman cruised a cruise ship named Druze
A name that is sure to confuse

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A crewman cruised a cruise ship named Druze
A name that is sure to confuse
All who aren’t Lebanese

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A crewman cruised a cruise ship named Druze
A name that is sure to confuse
All who aren’t Lebanese
Got the curse of 1,000 fleas

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A crewman cruised a cruise ship named Druze
A name that is sure to confuse
All who aren’t Lebanese
Got the curse of 1,000 fleas
And had to wear ill-fitting shoes.

I bought a new car – a hybrid

-“BB”-

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I bought a new car – a hybrid
I wanted an EV but was outbid

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I bought a new car – a hybrid
I wanted an EV but was outbid
It’s half car

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I bought a new car – a hybrid
I wanted an EV but was outbid
It’s half car
And more gas, by far,

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I bought a new car – a hybrid
I wanted an EV but was outbid
It’s half car
And more gas, by far,
than walking to work (god forbid!)

Jennifer has 12 inch long nails

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Jennifer has 12 inch long nails.
When she speaks ASL, my gut rails

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Excellent last line, 2 More Bits!