Loopy Limericks

Excellent last line, 2 More Bits!
Much better stuff than the usual twits!

:upside_down_face:


Jennifer has 12 inch long nails.
When she speaks ASL, my gut rails
Mesmerized by red flashes

Jennifer has 12 inch long nails.
When she speaks ASL, my gut rails
Mesmerized by red flashes
I succumb to her slashes

Jennifer has 12 inch long nails.
When she speaks ASL, my gut rails
Mesmerized by red flashes
I succumb to her slashes
I buy nail polish for her in bales.

Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring

Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring
And he really regrets the whole sick thing!

[EDIT]
Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring
He kinda regrets the sick thing!

Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring
He kinda regrets the sick thing!
Barney sez it’s cool

Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring
He kinda regrets the sick thing!
Barney sez it’s cool;
You should see the stone tool

Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring
He kinda regrets the sick thing!
Barney sez it’s cool;
You should see the stone tool
He must carry his cock in a sling

The line for the head was too long

The line for the head was too long
So I peed on the floor (which was wrong)

The line for the head was too long.
So I peed on the floor (which is wrong)
I grabbed someone’s coat

The line for the head was too long.
So I peed on the floor (which is wrong)
I grabbed someone’s coat
To form a makeshift moat

The line for the head was too long.
So I peed on the floor (which is wrong)
I grabbed someone’s coat
To form a makeshift moat
So much trouble caused by my dong!

The internet is the wild west!

The internet is the wild west!
It sure puts my wits to the test.

The internet is the wild west!
It sure puts my wits to the test.
With bots and trolls galore

[too slow]

The internet is the wild west!
It sure puts my wits to the test.
With bots and trolls galore
To hunt as bison and boar

The internet is the wild west!
It sure puts my wits to the test.
With bots and trolls galore
To hunt as bison and boar
Perhaps I should log out and rest


There once was a pirate named Blackheart

There once was a pirate named Blackheart
Who ate his wretched victims a la carte

There once was a pirate named Blackheart
Who ate his wretched victims a la carte
If you walk out his plank

There once was a pirate named Blackheart
Who ate his wretched victims a la carte
If you walk out his plank
With salt rubbed on your flank