Loopy Limericks

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7010

There once was a pirate named Blackheart
Who ate his wretched victims a la carte
If you walk out his plank
With salt rubbed on your flank
He’d proudly salute you with a fart

I’ll be sailing around the world

7011

I’ll be sailing around the world
With my Dacron sails unfurled

7012

I’ll be sailing around the world
With my Dacron sails unfurled
For vitamin C

7013

I’ll be sailing around the world
With my Dacron sails unfurled
For vitamin C
And the deep blue sea

7014

I’ll be sailing around the world
With my Dacron sails unfurled
For vitamin C
And the deep blue sea
I’ve a freezer of Lemonade Swirls.

I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean

7015

I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean
I don’t mean what you think that I mean

7016

I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean
I don’t mean what you think that I mean
But it is detachable

7017

I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean
I don’t mean what you think that I mean
But it is detachable
With fragrance unmatchable

7018

I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean
I don’t mean what you think that I mean
But it is detachable
With fragrance unmatchable
The pink is far better than the green

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach

7019

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach
As my love and I lounge on the beach

7020

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach
There’s no greater lesson I can teach

7021

@2_More_Bits: Ninja’ed. :upside_down_face:

7022

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach
As my love and I lounge on the beach
My eggplant starts growing

7023

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach
As my love and I lounge on the beach
My eggplant starts growing
My seed I’ll be sowing

7024

There’s nothing sweeter than a peach
As my love and I lounge on the beach
My eggplant starts growing
My seed I’ll be sowing
Until I blow my wad with a screech

Where oh where are you tonight?

7025

Where oh where are you tonight?
Think I don’t trust you? You’re right!

7026

Where oh where are you tonight?
Think I don’t trust you? You’re right!
I’m all alone

7027

Where oh where are you tonight?
Think I don’t trust you? You’re right!
I’m all alone
With just my phone

7028

Where oh where are you tonight?
Think I don’t trust you? You’re right!
I’m all alone
With just my phone
Do I think you’ll cheat? You might!

I was told I need to touch grass

7029

I was told I need to touch grass
So I sat on it with my bare ass