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A pretty German maid named Geneva
had an untamed belligerent beaver
In trimming its fur,

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A pretty German maid named Geneva
Had an untamed belligerent beaver
In trimming its fur,
She cried, “Mein Herr”

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A pretty German maid named Geneva
had an untamed belligerent beaver
In trimming its fur,
She gave it a stir

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A pretty German maid named Geneva
Had an untamed belligerent beaver
In trimming its fur,
She cried, “Mein Herr”
“We must look our best for J Bieber!”

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A Parrot ran in to a trooper

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A Parrot ran into a trooper
And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’.

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A Parrot ran into a trooper
And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’.
"Don’t be absurd,

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A Parrot ran into a trooper
And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’.
“Don’t be absurd.
Alice Cooper’s no bird.”

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A Parrot ran into a trooper
And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’.
“Don’t be absurd.
Alice Cooper’s no bird.”
Now you’re busted for showing your pooper
The queen thought she smelled something odd

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The queen thought she smelled something odd
Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod

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The queen thought she smelled something odd
Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod
He hid the fish in his pants

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The queen thought she smelled something odd
Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod
He hid the fish in his pants
For his fertility dance

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The queen thought she smelled something odd
Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod
He hid the fish in his pants
For his fertility dance
The result was Prince Charlie, by God.
One morn in the Garden of Eden,

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One morn in the Garden of Eden,
Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’

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One morn in the Garden of Eden,
Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’
“Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried

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One morn in the Garden of Eden,
Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’
“Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried
(But it wasn’t. Dawn had died)

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One morn in the Garden of Eden,
Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’
“Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried
(But it wasn’t. Dawn had died)
And was using ex-Miss Eve just for breedin’.
Said a nun, with a soul full of hope

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Said a nun, with a soul full of hope
"I will wash out that heathen’s mouth with soap

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Said a nun, with a soul full of hope
"I will wash out that heathen’s mouth with soap
But the heathen was wiley

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Said a nun, with a soul full of hope
"I will wash out that heathen’s mouth with soap
But the heathen was wiley
And lied low like O’Reilly