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Ahem…
I just missed my chance at great fame

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I just missed my chance at great fame
Twas the critcal point in the game

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I just missed my chance at great fame
Twas the critical point in the game
The Jumbotron spied me

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I just missed my chance at great fame
Twas the critical point in the game
The Jumbotron spied me
I saw, and said "Blimey!

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I just missed my chance at great fame
Twas the critical point in the game
The Jumbotron spied me
I saw, and said “Blimey!
I’ve streaked but they’ve left out my name!”
I once built a robot made of metal

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I once built a robot made of metal
As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel

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I once built a robot made of metal
As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel
Then her brother named Hansel

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I once built a robot made of metal
As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel
Then her brother named Hansel
Put lead in its pencil

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I once built a robot made of metal
As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel
Then her brother named Hansel
Put lead in its pencil
It sued them (but I think they’ll settle)
I’m lost, with no GPS

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I’m lost, with no GPS
And reading a map gives me stress,

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I’m lost, with no GPS
And reading a map gives me stress,
If I make a wrong turn

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I’m lost, with no GPS
And reading a map gives me stress,
If I make a wrong turn
And land in a cistern

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I’m lost, with no GPS
And reading a map gives me stress,
If I make a wrong turn
And land in a cistern
I’ll be sank in a tank, I guess.
I wish I were brave like old Bill O,

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I wish I were brave like old Bill O
Who survived being flogged with a pillow

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I wish I were brave like old Bill O
Who survived being flogged with a pillow
But I’m not so tough

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I wish I were brave like old Bill O
Who survived being flogged with a pillow
But I’m not so tough
In fact, I’m just fluff

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I wish I were brave like old Bill O
Who survived being flogged with a pillow
But I’m not so tough
In fact, I’m just fluff
And one poke makes me weep like a willow.
A hoser who lived in Vancouver

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A hoser who lived in Vancouver
Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover

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A hoser who lived in Vancouver
Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover.
But what really sucked