A hoser who lived in Vancouver
Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover.
But what really sucked -
Like the Hoover, he’s f****d,
A hoser who lived in Vancouver
Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover.
But what really sucked -
Like the Hoover, he’s f****d,
And in need of a Heimlich maneuver.
I once met an old ho in the Bronx
I once met an old ho in the Bronx
Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks.
I once met an old ho in the Bronx
Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks.
It sounds like a horn
I once met an old ho in the Bronx
Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks.
It sounds like a horn
But, as sure as you’re born,
I once met an old ho in the Bronx
Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks.
It sounds like a horn
But, as sure as you’re born
She plays back-up in lewd honky tonks.
A biologist was watching some birds,
A biologist was watching some birds
He considered the smell of their turds
A biologist was watching some birds
He considered the smell of their turds.
He saw a chick sit
A biologist was watching some birds
He considered the smell of their turds.
He saw a chick sit
Quite too close to their shit
A biologist was watching some birds
He considered the smell of their turds.
He saw a chick sit
Quite too close to their shit
After dining on fresh cheese curds
On the other side of the World
On the other side of the World
Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled.
On the other side of the World
Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled.
And the meter is very uneven
On the other side of the World
Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled.
And the meter is very uneven
Which occurs at line three when syllables exceed seven
On the other side of the World
Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled.
And the meter is very uneven
Which occurs at line three, when syllables exceed seven.
That’s how a Lim’rick gets back-to-front twirled.
When I was young and had no sense
When I was young and had no sense
I cared not if my breath gave offense
When I was young and had no sense
I cared not if my breath gave offense
But finally I learned
When I was young and had no sense
I cared not if my breath gave offense
But finally I learned
When girls’ noses upturned
When I was young and had no sense
I cared not if my breath gave offense
But finally I learned
When girls’ noses upturned
There was great value to carrying mints.
The nude surfer was riding a wave
The nude surfer was riding a wave
But she couldn’t get her tits to behave
The nude surfer was riding a wave
But she couldn’t get her tits to behave
So she turned to a dude