Loopy Limericks

The nude surfer was riding a wave
But she couldn’t get her tits to behave
So she turned to a dude
Said, "I don’t mean to be rude

The nude surfer was riding a wave
But she couldn’t get her tits to behave
So she turned to a dude
Said, “I don’t mean to be rude.
They’re like this when I need a shave.”
One day when I sat at the seashore

One day when I sat at the seashore
I wondered, what do I have to pee for?

One day when I sat at the seashore
I wondered, what do I have to pee for?
I drank only six beers

One day when I sat at the seashore
I wondered, what do I have to pee for?
I drank only six beers
And yet it appears

One day when I sat at the seashore
I wondered, what do I have to pee for?
I drank only six beers
And yet it appears
My ass is now stuck to the see-saw.
At the dance we were all feeling jolly,

At the dance we were all feeling jolly
Though everyone spoke just Bengali

At the dance we were all feeling jolly
Though everyone spoke just Bengali.
Then, in came a swami

At the dance we were all feeling jolly
Though everyone spoke just Bengali.
Then, in came a swami
Followed by a tsunami

At the dance we were all feeling jolly
Though everyone spoke just Bengali.
Then, in came a swami
Followed by a tsunami
And a Parton wheeled in on a Dolly

Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard

Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard.
His latest suit can’t be de-furred.

Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard.
His latest suit can’t be de-furred
He shoved a harmonica

Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard.
His latest suit can’t be de-furred
He shoved a harmonica
Which startled Veronica

Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard.
His latest suit can’t be de-furred
He shoved a harmonica
Which startled Veronica
And in return, she flipped him the bird.

An ill-fated search on Google

An ill-fated search on Google
For free porn (because I am frugal)

An ill-fated search on Google
For free porn (because I am frugal)
Led me to discover

An ill-fated search on Google
For free porn (because I am frugal)
Led me to discover
A pic of me Mother

An ill-fated search on Google,
For free porn (because I am frugal)
Led me to discover
A pic of me Mother,
For all the world free to Oogle.
On dreaming of girls I once knew,

On dreaming of girls I once knew
I thought of big-assed Mary Lou

On dreaming of girls I once knew
I thought of big-assed Mary Lou.
A butt like Kardashian