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On dreaming of girls I once knew,
I thought of big-assed Mary Lou.
A butt like Kardashian
Is now back in fashian

803

On dreaming of girls I once knew,
I thought of big-assed Mary Lou.
A butt like Kardashian
Is now back in fashian
Though her camel toe is très ingénue

804

A young teacher in front of her class

805

A young teacher in front of her class
Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass”

806

A young teacher in front of her class
Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass”
He said, “Teach, don’t be mean”

807

A young teacher in front of her class
Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass”
He said, "Teach, don’t be mean,
'Cos you know I’m nineteen,

808

A young teacher in front of her class
Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass”
He said, "Teach, don’t be mean,
'Cos you know I’m nineteen,
And the third grade is so hard to pass.

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A basketball star known as Hugh

809

clap

810

A basketball star known as Hugh
Assumed that his growth spurt was through

811

A basketball star known as Hugh
Assumed that his growth spurt was through
But his manhood kept growing

812

A basketball star known as Hugh
Assumed that his growth spurt was through.
But his manhood kept growing
And the cheer team are showing

813

A basketball star known as Hugh
Assumed that his growth spurt was through.
But his manhood kept growing
And the cheer team are showing
That they now know that he’s not a Jew
A man with a prominent chin

814

A man with a prominent chin
Said with a prominent grin

815

A man with a prominent chin
Said with a prominent grin,
"I know that it’s weird

816

A man with a prominent chin
Said with a prominent grin,
"I know that it’s weird
But this scraggly old beard

817

A man with a prominent chin
Said with a prominent grin,
"I know that it’s weird
But this scraggly old beard
Is the pube hair of Mary O’Flynn.

818

I once took a bath with my granny

819

I once took a bath with my granny
And found out that she was a tranny

820

I once took a bath with my granny,
And found out that she was a tranny.
Then we lost the soap

821

I once took a bath with my granny,
And found out that she was a tranny.
Then we lost the soap
And I grabbed it (I hope)