Loopy Limericks

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7770

I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear
What I am packing with my gear

7771

I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear
What I am packing with my gear
The Beatles LPs

7772

I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear
What I am packing with my gear
The Beatles LPs
An assortment of teas

7773

I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear
What I am packing with my gear
The Beatles LPs
An assortment of teas
and lots of clean underwear

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup

7774

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
He’s coughing like he’s got the croup

7775

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
He’s coughing like he’s got the croup
It’s making me queasy

7776

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
He’s coughing like he’s got the croup
It’s making me queasy
I hope you’ll appease me

7777

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
He’s coughing like he’s got the croup
It’s making me queasy
I hope you’ll appease me
Before I acquire the dreaded whoop

I have a bad case of bats in my belfry

7778

I have a bad case of bats in my belfry
At least that’s what my coworkers tell me

7779

I have a bad case of bats in my belfry
At least that’s what my coworkers tell me
I’ve gotten use to 'em

7780

I have a bad case of bats in my belfry
At least that’s what my coworkers tell me
I’ve gotten use to 'em
I no longer eschew 'em

7781

I have a bad case of bats in my belfry
At least that’s what my coworkers tell me
I’ve gotten use to 'em
I no longer eschew 'em
So quit calling me to check on my welf-ry!

NASCAR or Formula One?

7782

NASCAR or Formula One?
One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton

7783

NASCAR or Formula One?
One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton
Me, I drive an old Taurus

7784

NASCAR or Formula One?
One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton
Me, I drive an old Taurus
Like a lame brontosaurus

7785

NASCAR or Formula One?
One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton
Me, I drive an old Taurus
Like a lame brontosaurus
And do donuts in parking lots for fun

My wife is famous for her nostrils

7786

My wife is famous for her nostrils
To see it will cost you 100 australs

7787

My wife is famous for her nostrils
To see it will cost you 100 australs
They’re big, deep and hairy

7788

Oops, nostrils are plural.

My wife is famous for her nostrils
To see them will cost you 100 australs
They’re big, deep and hairy

7789

My wife is famous for her nostrils
To see them will cost you 100 australs
They’re big, deep and hairy
But their teeth you should be wary