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My dog and cat simply don’t get along
Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong

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My dog and cat simply don’t get along
Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong
But the truth of it is,

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My dog and cat simply don’t get along
Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong
But the truth of it is,
At our trivia quiz

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My dog and cat simply don’t get along
Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong
But the truth of it is,
At our trivia quiz
they both get most answers wrong

There’s a drone hovering over my yard

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There’s a drone hovering over my yard
I quickly flashed it my green card

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There’s a drone hovering over my yard
I quickly flashed it my green card
That had no effect

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There’s a drone hovering over my yard
I quickly flashed it my green card
That had no effect
Now my job prospects wrecked

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There’s a drone hovering over my yard
I quickly flashed it my green card
That had no effect
Now my job prospect’s wrecked
And just getting the mail is hard

My waffle is stuck in the toaster

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My waffle is stuck in the toaster
She called it that when I engrossed her

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My waffle is stuck in the toaster
She called it that when I engrossed her
It soon got rather scorched

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My waffle is stuck in the toaster
She called it that when I engrossed her
It soon got rather scorched
Not singed but totally torched

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My waffle is stuck in the toaster
She called it that when I engrossed her
It soon got rather scorched
Not singed but totally torched
“Such is life!” moaned this internet poster.

I shaved off my pubes for a bet

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I shaved off my pubes for a bet
And now all my friends are upset

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I shaved off my pubes for a bet
And now all my friends are upset
They gawk a bazillion

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I shaved off my pubes for a bet
And now all my friends are upset
They gawk a bazillion
cuz i look so reptilian

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I shaved off my pubes for a bet
And now all my friends are upset
They gawk a bazillion
cuz i look so reptilian
But there’s really no reason to fret

I decided to cash in my chips

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I decided to cash in my chips
No more following questionable tips

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I decided to cash in my chips
No more following questionable tips
Quit while I’m ahead

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I decided to cash in my chips
No more following questionable tips
Quit while I’m ahead
Having put it on Red

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I decided to cash in my chips
No more following questionable tips
Quit while I’m ahead
Having put it on Red,
a nude dancer with hot swaying hips.

I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear